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Puns. Dec. 22 #1136044
12/22/17 03:08 AM
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1.A life in politics is full of p-----s.

-2.What do you call your sister if she only has one leg? E-----.

-3.I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge b---- by their c-----.

-4.Why is the man who invests all your money called a ------?

-5.I lost my paper towels, I think I need a b----- h-----.

-6."Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old r--- of t---.

-7.How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a h--- d----!

-8.Can February March? No, but ----- ---!

-9.I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an u---- d-------.

-10.What kind of cookies make you rich? F------ cookies!

crazy

Last edited by curly; 12/23/17 03:07 AM.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136046
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3. Books by their covers - Hi Curly, have a great weekend and a lovely Christmas wave12

Bernie monky

Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136048
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Good Morning curly! happydance12


Gerry
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136051
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Morning, good answers. To you also Bernie.


I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136052
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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136057
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Morning curly, happydance12


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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136058
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Morning, good answers.


I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136059
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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136061
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136062
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2 more good ones.


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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136064
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6. Roll of tape wave12


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136065
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Merci Kevin.


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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136070
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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136077
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Good one Marian.


I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136092
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Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136093
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Merci Sondi.


I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136150
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1. Parties, but the most appropriate answer would probably be b***s**t! lol12

(How do you know when a politician is lying? - His lips are moving!)

But on a more uplifting note, be of good cheer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1faZB4QSc

Last edited by Lex; 12/23/17 02:50 AM.

Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Puns. Dec. 22 [Re: curly] #1136151
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Good one Kevin.


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