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Monday's #1140591
02/04/18 08:16 PM
02/04/18 08:16 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 32,489
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

~Plato~
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I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

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Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?

Person 2: Wrong number.

Person 1: What’s your number then?

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Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3 days ago. What should I do with her?

Hannah: Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number, but I Googled it and I’m pretty sure u need to put a stent in her left radial artery. Best of luck, Matt!

Matt: Sorry, wrong number Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent. Took about 3 hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure out what took you 3 minutes.

Hannah: Yoooo, yall hiring?

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Wrong number

Guy: I’m sorry. I hate when we fight cuz I really like you too and wanna be with you too and everytime we fight I feel like I’m gonna make u lose all the feelings u have for me and I don’t want that cuz I like when you like me back.

Girl: I love you too … But who are you?

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Texts from Mom

Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado

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Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?

Daughter: Please hurry because I’m going to cry.

Daughter: Dad…

Daughter: Dad…

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I saw a driver texting and driving.

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

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Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

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Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

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"I feel like carp today"

"Yeah, you look a little fishy"

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Anyone who thinks "talk is cheap"...

obviously didn't pay my daughter's last mobile phone bill!

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Dad: Dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth

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The guy who invented predictive text died last night.

His funfair is next monkey.

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The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.

Restaurant in peace.

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You know you're texting too much when...

...you try to text, but you're on a landline.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


What a game last night huh? shocked


I can't believe the Eagles came back to win it! shocked shocked


Actually I'm still watching the game, and it's half time. snicker


It's been a good game so far, and I have to run and fix my dinner here while it's half time. happydance


I'm starving. blush


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140596
02/04/18 09:05 PM
02/04/18 09:05 PM
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lol Joe, you had me for a minute there! I'd love to see the Eagles win!

Have a great day all! Lots of pups to walk today, crazy cold again here 13 degrees yesterday, and it will be 2 degrees when I start my dog walking day. I can't wait for summer!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140606
02/04/18 11:20 PM
02/04/18 11:20 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a great day Joe, Ana and all who follow. wave

It's Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep. It's back to work tomorrow, and of course it feels way too soon. lol I have a reset, so hopefully, the time will go by quickly. smile

Have a great Monday, everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140614
02/05/18 04:57 AM
02/05/18 04:57 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 23,395
Marlborough USA
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wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and all. It was an exciting super bowl Joe! The Eagles won fair and square. Ana I hope it warms up for you! Venus have a stress free day. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing everyone a Great Day! wave


Gerry
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140619
02/05/18 06:41 AM
02/05/18 06:41 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Monday. Dinner and Karaoke tonight at Mickey v's. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. kitty


Connie
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140626
02/05/18 08:23 AM
02/05/18 08:23 AM
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Usually in an Alabama Tree
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Good morning everyone. What a great game Joe...down to the last play. Chilly brrr Ana...stay warm. Hope the reset goes well Venus. Wishing you a great day Gerry. Have fun at Mickey V's Connie. I'll have coffee and a Danish to go please. Have a great Moanday Monday everyone.
wave2


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140632
02/05/18 09:14 AM
02/05/18 09:14 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Morning Boomers rah

Joe, enjoy the day today.

Ana, have fun with the dogs. Stay warm.

Venus, have a wonderful day at work.

Gerry, coffee needed this morning.

Connie, enjoy Mickey's.

Soot, have great Monday today.

Been really sick yesterday. Couldn't do anything yesterday. Good today. Hope everyone enjoys the day today. catrub


Gail
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140649
02/05/18 10:27 AM
02/05/18 10:27 AM
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Posts: 47,910
Alabama
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Good morning all wavegirl

Soot shared Leo's bug. We are officially a house of plague!

Gail, hope you are feeling better soon.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140706
02/05/18 07:11 PM
02/05/18 07:11 PM
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L4L, so sorry about the ickies spreading through your house! Hope you all feel better quick!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1140726
02/05/18 11:45 PM
02/05/18 11:45 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope you feel better Gail and L4L!

Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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