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Riddles. Feb.16 #1141859
02/16/18 03:52 AM
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-1.What mental illness does Santa suffer from?
C------------a.

-2.What is the difference between a lion with a tooth-ache and a rainy day?
One r---s with p--- and the other p---s with r---.

-3.Who earns his living without doing a day's work?
A n---- w------n.

-4.What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
A f----.

-5.Did you hear the story about the burp?
Never mind, it's not w----h r--p-----g.

6.What dog has bad manners?
A p---t-r.

-7.If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read?
A s-------k.

-8.Why is mayonnaise never ready?
Because it is always d------g.

-9.What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
b--- t----.

-10.What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana s----.

lol

Last edited by curly; 02/18/18 04:45 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141862
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2. One roars with pain and the other pours with rain - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

Bernie monky

Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141863
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Hi Bernie, you also.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141866
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10. Split! lol
Happy day curly! wave


Gerry
Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141868
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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141875
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141876
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Thanks. You also Gerry.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141878
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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141882
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Merci.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141883
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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141887
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141893
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Thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 [Re: curly] #1141964
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see hints.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added) [Re: curly] #1141966
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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added) [Re: curly] #1141969
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Merci Kevin. Bonne journée.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added) [Re: curly] #1141970
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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added) [Re: curly] #1141974
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Thanks Bernie.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added) [Re: curly] #1141975
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6 - pointer


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added) [Re: curly] #1141977
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Oui.


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