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Saturdiner #1160466
08/17/18 06:33 PM
08/17/18 06:33 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the real questions. I must trust that the little bit of love that I sow now will bear many fruits, here in this world and the life to come.

~Henri Nouwen~
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Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"
Student: "A heart attack."

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Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."

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Johnny was at school and the teacher said, "Someone use fascinate in a sentence." Sally answered, "The zoo was fascinating." The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence." Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo." Once again the teacher said, "No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater." Again the teacher said, "Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

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A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, "Darling, I wish you wouldn't do that because the boys can see your panties." "Okay, mommy," the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls hands looked dirty, so she asked, "You haven't been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you?" "Oh no, mummy," the daughter replied. "I took them off first."

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Teacher: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "Someone told me to go to hell."
Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?"
Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."

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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


It's here. hamster


You know what I'm talking about. wink


Yeah it cooled off today.....98 degrees at 5:00....even hotter than yesterday. slapforehead


All I can say is, thank God for air conditioning! penguin


I spent Friday much the same as Thursday, except that I did a lot more exercise. hamster


Now I'll have to make up for THAT Saturday. razz


Have a great day everyone. thumbsup


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 08/17/18 06:34 PM.

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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160471
08/17/18 07:23 PM
08/17/18 07:23 PM
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Good morning Joe sherlock love the apple and teacher jokes hehehe good to laugh...wish I could send you some off this cooler here the rain won't stop down under....

Thank god for air conditioners especially when it's hits the highs.. summer

Have a happy day and too all Boomers... wave2
penguin

Re: Saturdiner [Re: Taintedfury] #1160473
08/17/18 07:50 PM
08/17/18 07:50 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hey thanks for the thought anyway Taintedfury. wink

I wish you could send the rain and the cool this way but oh well. duh

Glad you like the jokes. That's why I do it. yes

joe wave


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160477
08/17/18 08:28 PM
08/17/18 08:28 PM
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I have to work Saturday. I might not have a chance to play Unavowed. I'll have to fit in some tonight.


"Is there anybody there? Am I alone . . . in this place? Can you see me? Can you hear me? SHOW me you are here!"
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160486
08/17/18 11:01 PM
08/17/18 11:01 PM
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Good morning, Joe, Thorsgoat, Taintedfury and all!

Going to be a heck of a long day today! I have to work at sunrise and then drive a few hours to Springfield to go to the Illinois State Fair to get my award. It wouldn't be so exhausting to think about if I wouldn't be fighting some tummy bug. I'm pretty sure its food poisoning. It has made for a long few days. lol
Sundays are for rest!

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160489
08/18/18 12:23 AM
08/18/18 12:23 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope you get some rain soon, Joe!

Hope the rain stops soon for you, Taintedfury. smile

Hope you enjoyed Unavowed, Thorsgoats. woot

Sorry you're still not feeling well, Ana. frown Hope it lessens tomorrow, so you can actually enjoy receiving your reward. yes

It's Friday night here, and I'm off to sleep. It looks like it's going to be another gaming and practicing day for me tomorrow. happydance

Have a great Saturday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160497
08/18/18 04:09 AM
08/18/18 04:09 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Taintedfury, Thorsgoats, Ana, venus and all. Joe cute funnies today! Taintedfury is this your rainy season? Thorsgoats I hope you get to game today. Ana I hope you are feeling well enough to receive your reward. Congrats again! Venus enjoy your "play" day and maybe some kitty time too. Coffee and tea are ready.
Happy Day wished for everyone! wave wave


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160501
08/18/18 05:13 AM
08/18/18 05:13 AM
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Your very welcome Joe sherlock....it's rained so much here yet the farmers are going through a drought very odd... broccoli

I like reading the Jokes too no matter what day you had before smashpc - getting a chance to read them is a great way to cheer up so I'm glad you do them to. joy

Good morning Ana praise hope your drive goes well, grats on the award and I hope you feel better soon. summer


Hi Venus catrub me too - it's been raining nearly every day here - very miserable weather. duh - hope you have a good nights sleep. sleep

Hello Kaki's sister kitty yep we've almost at the end off winter thank god so I'm looking forward to spring summer

Also hiya to Thorgoats hope you can catch up on your game... luck

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160510
08/18/18 09:32 AM
08/18/18 09:32 AM
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Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Saturday. Meatloaf Dinner and Trivia afterwards at the Eagles. Ana, I hope your tummy is feeling better. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160540
08/18/18 03:48 PM
08/18/18 03:48 PM
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The weekend has arrived and I'm loving it joy

Have a great day everyone

I'm off to game

Catch you later

wave2


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160546
08/18/18 05:14 PM
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Cooler today for a break. Got a tiny bit of yard work done. I do mean TINY. Now sitting under 2 fans to keep cool. Humidity is killing me.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160551
08/18/18 06:58 PM
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Good morning Connie kitty enjoy your meatloaf, Soot hamster glad the weekend has arrived for you and Sorta wavegirl hope the cooler weather keeps for your. luck
Happy gaming penguin

Last edited by Taintedfury; 08/18/18 06:59 PM.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160571
08/18/18 09:34 PM
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Hey TaintedFury... have a great day

Enjoy the cooler weather SortaB

Good night everyone

sleep


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160572
08/18/18 09:35 PM
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Hey TaintedFury... have a great day

Enjoy the cooler weather SortaB

Good night everyone

sleep


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160577
08/18/18 10:14 PM
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I finally finished Unavowed. Yes, I did manage to take some time to finish the game so I can move on to The Walking Dead, which I'm looking forward to playing next. It's one of my favorite series. I have more comments on Unavowed in its thread in the Adventure section.


"Is there anybody there? Am I alone . . . in this place? Can you see me? Can you hear me? SHOW me you are here!"
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160582
08/18/18 10:52 PM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160583
08/18/18 10:53 PM
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Nighty night...


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1160601
08/19/18 04:37 AM
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Thank you soot & good for you Thorgoats thumbsup - i went more for watching the tv series of the Walking Dead but you should have a great time playing the game...

P.s Carol was my favorite character.


Gn all sleep

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