“I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.”
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~Bill Murray~
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Just Shower Thoughts | Part 5


Nothing is on fire. It is fire that is on things. And you can put fire out by putting the right things on fire.

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What if every country has its own ninjas but we only know about the Japanese ninjas because they are the worst?

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Is there another word for ‚thesaurus‘?

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Horror movies become much less scary when you support the bad guy.

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Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.

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Do you look up sometimes and watch the stars? Well who is to say you aren’t looking down at the stars with only gravity holding you back from the fall into the abys?

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Flushing in public toilets should be done by a foot pedal.

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I’m more careful driving my car when there’s food on the passenger seat than when there is a human being.

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History is a sequence of firsts. The first guy to c**p in a toilet, the first person to make mac ‘n cheese, the first person to enjoy bacon.

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The answer to the question if the glass is half full or half empty depends on whether the glass has just been filled up or emptied.

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A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. But a warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

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Hunger is simply a side effect of food withdrawal.

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Good morning everyboomie.


I hope Monday is a great start for your week. We are in the 40s for the next two days with 90% rain chances.


At least Sunday was not wet all day. It was cloudy and gloomy all day, but no rain, and in the 60s, so I could get out and walk Missy.


The big bright spot for Sunday was that both my teams won, and Dallas had their best game in 2 years.


There's a rerun I'll enjoy a few times.


The big game for Sunday is about to begin with the Chiefs and Patriots playing. This game will be exciting.


I know I have to make a trip to Walmart Monday and I'm not too excited about that.


The thing is, I get very excited about eating, so......


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


Edit: Oh yeah. Dr Who is on tonight too.

Joe, we are in the 40's all week too. I guess I best be accepting that as a fact for now. Summer is over. Keep the rain though, we have had plenty!

Have an awesome Monday everyone!

Ana

Hello Joe hehehe your not wrong about the toilet seat being warm have a great day and safe trip to Walmart on Monday.


Hiya Ana wishing you a lovely day and happy gaming..

We are enjoying that cool morning weather too Ana...without the rain I might add

Yes Joe, I saw that Dallas won and the Patriots were leading the Chiefs...which team are you pulling for?

Venus...hope you got some good gaming in today

I'll take that great cup of coffee in the morning Gerry

Moanday Monday everyone...catch you later

Soot I would have to root for the Chiefs, or anybody else who plays the Patriots.

Ana I hope your weather is at least dry, if not warm.

TaintedFury I hope you're having a great Monday..... ....or are you behind us??


joe

Enjoy your game and the show, Joe.

Have a terrific day, Ana. Hope it's not too cold for you.

Have a fantastic day, Taintedfury.

Soot, I was finally able to finish a game I've been working on, so I'd call that a success. Hope your gardening, gaming and music went well.

It's Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep. Once again, the weekend is over way too soon. I have to be up at 5 am again tomorrow. I'll be happy when these resets are finally over.

Have a great Monday, everyone.

Hello Venus hope you do too

Hiya Soot have a great Monday and enjoy your cooler weather.

It's starting too warm up here down under which ain't going help the farmers...

Take care all and have a great Monday.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Taintedfury, soot, venus and everyone. Joe nice your Cowboys won! Ana we are in the 40s too. Taintedfury enjoy your Monday. Soot have that special coffee for you! Venus hope your day is not to busy. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing everyone a super Monday!

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Monday. It's still 90 here, please send some of the cold air my way. I'm working the kitchen for Bingo at the Eagles today. Back at the Eagles tonight for a meeting. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Bacon in the NC.

Magnificent Monday ya'll

Still warm in AL today too, Connie. Lots to do today. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Good Morning Kaki's Sister , Connie and Looney have a wonderful Monday and delicious breaky..

Good morning all. Thanks for my fav breakfast connie. Sorry I haven't been here lately. We still have grey skies again today. Rain later.

I hope you all have a great day today. Work later on. Bye.

Midgie

i am cooking the stew now, and falcons, cowboys, new england won, i am following trail recipe, except the potatoes.

Good luck, Family. Hope you love it

Hiya Midge and Family happy gaming and wonderful day.

P.s Family Good luck with the stew.

Good night, everyone.