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Surf and Turf Saturdiner #1170068
11/23/18 08:58 PM
11/23/18 08:58 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“

~Bill Murray~
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Top Bad Jokes / Really Stupid




Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now?

Andy has diabetes now.

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It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?
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Two birds.

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Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Michael: The good news.

Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B
positive”.

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What did the cowboy say to the cow that stood on the barn roof?
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Get down, cow!

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What is yellow and cannot swim?
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An excavator!
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And why?
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Because it only has one arm.

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What is the tallest piece of furniture?
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The bookcase. It’s got the most stories.

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Last words of a highly poisonous snake?

"Drat, I bit my tongue!"

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Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
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A: Blue paint.

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Why are you giving me an apricot?
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I heard there’s no way you can get a date.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Their horns don’t work.

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A crying son runs to his mom: “Mom, mom, (sniff), Grandpa slapped me in the face.”
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Grandpa approaches: “Stop lying or I’ll do it again!”

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Helium walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender apologizes, "Sorry sir but we're currently out of water." What does Helium do? It doesn't react.

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A woman starts chatting to a man on a subway: "Hello my name is Margaret."
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The man replies: "Mine's not."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
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A Golden Receiver.

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Why are eggs not very much into jokes? Because they could crack up.

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What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
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They would get wet.

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What would you call a very funny mountain?
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"Mt Hill Arious"

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What do you get when you crossbreed a mail pigeon and a parrot?

A mail pigeon who stops to ask for directions.

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I was devastated to hear that Peter died. Are you coming to his funeral?

And why should I? He’s not coming to mine.

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What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
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Realitea.

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You’ll never believe whom I saw yesterday! Everybody I laid my eyes on!

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Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the weekend! hamster


I had a pretty great day yesterday. It was almost warm, but pretty dog gone windy. Actually we were about 71 or 2 degrees. yes


I think it was closer to 71 degrees than 2 degrees. wink


You have to get up very early to outfox an oak tree Ana. I didn't bag a single one. razz


I did bag a couple of targets on a fence post, and had a blast blasting away with my big guns. grin


Saturday we're going to hit 77 degrees, so you know what I'll be doing, right? thumbsup


Shoot me an email please, I forgot. think


Have a happy day everyone. rah rah rah


joe





Last edited by gymcandy1; 11/23/18 08:59 PM.

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Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170075
11/23/18 11:24 PM
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Joe, I used to be a good shot, I'm out of practice. I need to get to the range one of these days.

Thankgiving was wonderful last night except for an extremely sick grandpuppy. I had to steam vac 4 rooms of the house when they left. WE had lots of fun and laughs though.
I work tonight and then Sunday also. I went from having a three day weekend off to no day off. lol

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170082
11/24/18 01:20 AM
11/24/18 01:20 AM
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watching college football .

Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170087
11/24/18 01:48 AM
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Joe, it was in the 20's here, so I can't even imagine your temperatures right now. lol Sounds fantastic. Glad you missed the trees. lol

Glad you had a great dinner, Ana. turkey Sorry to hear about the sick puppy, however. frown Hope you get a day off soon!

Enjoy your day, family.

It's Friday night here. I have a 4 day weekend coming up. happydance12 There haven't been a lot of projects, but it was like this last year around the holidays, and I'm hoping things will pick up again as they did before. The first 2 weeks of December look better anyway, so I'm just going to treat all these days like a nice vacation. yes I did practice today, and my lack of practice these past few months was evident. lol Oh well, it just means I have to keep working at it to get my voice back in shape. More gaming and singing tomorrow.

Have a great Saturday, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170095
11/24/18 05:04 AM
11/24/18 05:04 AM
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SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELBOURNE AU...
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Good morning Joe sherlock , Ana wavegirl , family lab and Venus catrub - Wishing everyone a great weekend..Happy Gaming all Boomers. penguin


Ps I will be going too Mums place Monday morning (Aussie time) as my father is in Hospital with a swollen spleen..at first they said he had a lump near his stomach now this..

Mum said Dad is having an operation to remove it on the 2nd but i'll stay with her in the meantime to give her support plus we'll will be visiting Dad in Hospital as we're very worried about him..He's been in a lot off pain.

So I want be on for some time sorry possibly a week or so not sure, anyway take care everyone and Happy Birthday to any coming up that I may miss...I will be coming on GameBoomer's another 1-2 times before I go okay.. wave

going to more packing catch you later Goodnight.

Last edited by Taintedfury; 11/24/18 05:14 AM.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170099
11/24/18 06:29 AM
11/24/18 06:29 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Ana, family, venus, Taintedfury and everyone. Joe I'll take some of that warm weather please. We were in the teens yesterday with wind chill. Ana glad you had a nice dinner and visit even with a sick puppy! Family enjoy the football. Venus it is nice you are finding time to practice!

catrub Taintedfury I hope all works out for your Dad. My thoughts and prayers are with you, your Mom, and your Dad.
Take Care. catrub

Coffee and tea are ready.
wave Wishing everyone a peaceful day! wave


Gerry
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170110
11/24/18 08:31 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday. Taintedfury, Prayers for your dad on the way. I will be going to the Eagles to help with the food for the FSU/Gator game (rivalry). We have the house divided flag, whoever wins the game their half of the flag stays on top all year. Robert and I are FSU fans. My oldest son Donald is a Gator fan. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Bacon in the NC. cornucopia


Connie
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170111
11/24/18 08:42 AM
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SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELBOURNE AU...
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Good Morning Kaki's Sister- try and keep warm and Connie have fun at the Eagles tonight..also thank you both very much i'll pass on the prayer's to both Mum and Dad..very much appreciated..take care going to bed now busy day tomorrow with rest off packing to do and chores. thanks wave2

Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170117
11/24/18 12:04 PM
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Taintedfury, all the best with your dads surgery. Prayers and positive thoughts for a speedy recovery. Safe travels too! hearts

Connie, that's too funny! I hope your team wins!

Gerry, we had that weather a week ago. Time to snuggle near the fireplace!

family, enjoy the game!

venus, do you practice or sing in the car? My favorite place to sing! lol

Have a great day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170124
11/24/18 01:31 PM
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Good morning everyone laugh

TaintedFury, will be keeping you, dad and the family in my prayers for the surgery and recovery.

Joe Ana Family Venus Gerry Connie have a great day

Will be gaming, watching football, maybe the rest of a movie, relaxing and having fun in general today yes

L4L hearts

wave2


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Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170158
11/24/18 07:04 PM
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Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Woke up and made pancakes and bacon for the family. Then a little bit of WoW, followed by the Iron Bowl. It is not going well, but I did not expect it to this year.

Tainted, we'll miss you, but I know your mom will be thrilled to have you. Hugs!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170159
11/24/18 08:01 PM
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Hi Ana wavegirl , Soot blackkitty and Looney lab thank for you all for the positive thoughts and prayers as they'll help me on my journey to help and Mum and keep hope for Dad too recover...we're very much appreciated and I know that I'm going to miss you all very much. hug

Been very busy here as I'm doing clothes washing before I go and checking my medicines to take for me as well as some food for us..

I'll come on later tonight before going to bed...again thanks very much. wave2

Last edited by Taintedfury; 11/24/18 08:27 PM.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170167
11/25/18 01:42 AM
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Nighty night...


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170170
11/25/18 04:01 AM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170176
11/25/18 04:26 AM
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Good night Ana, Venus, family, Soot, Kaki's Sister, Looney and Connie and all Boomer's - take care all, i'm going to bed early...talk again when I'm back...miss you all wave2 penguin

Last edited by Taintedfury; 11/25/18 04:27 AM.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170190
11/25/18 12:09 PM
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Morning all. And Taintedfury, I'll be keeping you and your family in my prayers.

And I think it may be time to start another Edition of Sorta's Neighborhood, only this one will be Sorta's Rental. Things have been going downhill since my good friends/neighbors/tenants of 30 years moved back to their home country. One thing after another keeps happening and it's time for me to entertain all GBs with more of the strange but true happenings. Stay tuned to Mixed Bag for a brand new series, coming soon to a computer near you. Don't miss the exciting and new antics of 'Sorta's Rental"! dance


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1170194
11/25/18 01:02 PM
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laugh Oh my SortaB...I can't wait happydance


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