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Tuesday Joe's #1170873
12/03/18 08:56 PM
12/03/18 08:56 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ” -

~George Burns~
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Funny Sayings | Part 5 | Silly and Funny



Best first:

Reality would really improve greatly if background music were added.

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I’ve got a problem for your solution.

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The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

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Go bungee jumping. Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber, so it’s only right it should end that way, too.

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

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War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.

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What rhymes with zoo and smells bad? You.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?

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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

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In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.

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The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

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They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?

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If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

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Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.

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Pity there’s no gym for your face.

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Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.

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You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.

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It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

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If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.

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The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

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No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.

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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without having to change a single idea.

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Good morning everyboomie! yay


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
penguin


OOPS oh hey wait a minute guys. Don't go celebrating just yet, I got my dates mixed up. blush


I know there's still some neurons in there somewhere. hardwall


I'm sorry I'll mark it on my calendar and let you know when you can crank up the revelry, ok? thumbsup


It sneaks up on you if you're not watching for it, but never fear, I have plenty of time to track it. happydance


So what's up today? duh


I plan on going across the river down Texas way, and see about getting a new cell plan. They don't have a store in this neck of the woods. rolleyes


Then I want to check out a gun range down there in Sherman. hamster


We also don't have any gun ranges in this neck of the woods.


The rest of the day is up in the air, but I'm pretty sure it will have something to do with taking my pup out to make amends for leaving her here alone for part of the day. blush


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 12/03/18 09:05 PM.

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Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170878
12/03/18 10:33 PM
12/03/18 10:33 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, sounds like a full, fun day! Thanks for the video, I'll be humming it all day!

Have a great day everyone! I have a long one on tap!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170881
12/03/18 11:32 PM
12/03/18 11:32 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a great day Joe, Ana and all who follow. wave

It's Monday night here. Tomorrow is going to be a long, 6 store day for me. crazy

Have a great Tuesday, everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170886
12/04/18 05:34 AM
12/04/18 05:34 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe love the funnies and the Beautiful Morning! Ana hope you have a happy day. Venus may your long day be productive! Coffee and tea are ready.
wave A super Tuesday wished for everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170893
12/04/18 07:41 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Tuesday. Joe, thanks for the video. Dinner, Dancing, and Karaoke tonight at 8-8 Panda. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC. happydance12


Connie
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170915
12/04/18 11:59 AM
12/04/18 11:59 AM
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Alabama
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Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Cold weather found us last night. Only supposed to be in the 50's today and getting down to freezing tonight. Have a few things that need to be taken care of today, and then, we'll see. Have a great one! wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170947
12/04/18 09:13 PM
12/04/18 09:13 PM
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Usually in an Alabama Tree
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Tootin Toosday everybody laugh

Here's to hoping your day was fun

With maybe even a little sun!

Have a great evening wave2


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1170976
12/05/18 12:08 AM
12/05/18 12:08 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep12


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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