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Sip and Surf Sunday #1171337
12/08/18 07:51 PM
12/08/18 07:51 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office. -

~Shirley MacLaine~
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Funny sayings | Part 10 | Cool and Unusual



Best first:


Nothing and no-one can stop me now! Oh no... a childlock!!!

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Experts say you shouldn’t eat at night. So who put the light bulb in the refrigerator?

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Funny bumper stickers:

Do we know each other? No? Then please keep your distance. -

Sure, overtake me if you want. We'll meet again at the next traffic light. -

Braking is for suckers. - Am I driving too close in front of you? -

Escape vehicle. Please do not park too close. -

I'm also lost. There's no need to follow me.

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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."

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A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.

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Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

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Send out your heart to the emancipation movement, bearded women want to be loved too.

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What – me?! A stalker?! Never! I just like to be well informed, that’s all.

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There are days when you just want to envelope everybody with light and warmth… preferably through the use of a flamethrower.

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When somebody is bitching: “I’m sorry, your bitching time has expired. To buy more bitching time, please insert $5.

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My boyfriend is so ugly, I sometimes have to put roofies in my own drink.

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WARNING: Alcohol consumption may cause you to think that you are whispering when you are quite definitely not.

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I’m very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk.

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When a bird hits your window, how do you know God isn’t playing Angry Birds with you?

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Status update: 9 out of 10 voices in my head say that I'm crazy. The tenth is humming.

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When you're late:

I'm never late.

The others are simply too early!

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F5. It’s just so refreshing.

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The early worm gets the bird.

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When someone shakes his finger at me like ‘you’re going to regret this in the morning’, I just sleep until noon. I'm a natural solver.

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Last month I made a firm resolution to lose 10 pounds. I only have 15 to go.

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I don’t understand why there are so many people outside. I mean, don’t they have Netflix or what?!

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I’ve come to the conclusion that suicide would be the answer to all my problems. Now I just have to persuade the right people to go for it.

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Funny insult: Looking at you, I’d say you were born close to your home. That’s where most accidents happen.

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I'd like to take a moment and thank my legs and feet for a lifetime of support.

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My job is super confidential. As a result, I’ve no clue what I’m doing.

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Good Sunday morning everyboomie. santadance


When I got up this morning (Saturday), I swore it was Sunday. razz


Then I finally figured out it was Saturday when I couldn't find any football games to watch. headscratch

What a disappointment! cry12


This is Sunday, right?? think woot


We're supposed to warm up a bit today. I sure hope we do. I tried to take Missy out for a walk Saturday, and she didn't want to go. shocked


We didn't get all that much rain. Just enough to make it wet and miserable with the 30 degree temperatures. shiver


I hope you all have a warm and sunny Sunday.


joe santa


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171340
12/08/18 11:20 PM
12/08/18 11:20 PM
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Usually in an Alabama Tree
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Oh my Joe...I was lucky to get the pups out for a walk Saturday morning in between showers...don't know if I'll get that lucky today think

No matter, as long as I can get a tall dark roast from Gerry then I'm good for the day yes

Think we might go to a movie today...I think...maybe...perhaps

Happy Sunday everyone wave2


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171344
12/09/18 12:27 AM
12/09/18 12:27 AM
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marietta,georgia
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going to the engagement couple house for brunch.

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171348
12/09/18 12:55 AM
12/09/18 12:55 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, hope you can get out today!

soot, hope your rain lets up!

family, enjoy!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171353
12/09/18 01:48 AM
12/09/18 01:48 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope you and Missy are able to go out today, Joe. lab

Have fun at the movies if you go, soot. presents12

Have fun, family.

Enjoy your Sunday, Ana. Hope you get some time to relax.

It's Saturday night, and I'll be off to sleep soon. I have one more day off tomorrow, though I will have to dedicate some time to arranging my schedule for next week. It's going to be very busy, so no 3 day weekend this time. Next week, however, I get a lot of paid time off. happydance12 I didn't even know I had this available to me until my manager sent me an e-mail about me having to use up the time before the end of the year. So I'm only working on Thursday the week of the 17th. reindeer

Have a great Sunday, everyone. tree


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171356
12/09/18 06:03 AM
12/09/18 06:03 AM
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Posts: 23,471
Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, soot, family, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe it is Sunday. Hope you get to take Missy out to play! Soot a fresh brewed Dark Seattle Roast is ready for you! Family eat hardy! Ana is it warmer yet? Venus did maintenance finish? Enjoy your Sunday. Coffee and tea are ready.

tree Have a Great Day everyone! tree


Gerry
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171364
12/09/18 12:04 PM
12/09/18 12:04 PM
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Alabama
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Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It's a misty cool day out there. Hubby got the monkeys out for a walk. I'm sipping and surfing and later, he and I will go to the movies. Not sure if son and g'son will join us or not. Hubby has to pack as he is heading out to CA for a week.

Venus, how fun to get time off that you were not expecting!

Have a great day, all wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171370
12/09/18 04:17 PM
12/09/18 04:17 PM
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marietta,georgia
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we did not go, no heat, just watching pro football.

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171377
12/09/18 07:58 PM
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Alabama
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Hope your team is winning, Family


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1171381
12/10/18 01:39 AM
12/10/18 01:39 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep12


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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