The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window."
"What will that do?" asks the patient.
The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"
~Jack Benny~
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Amusing Snippets for Those Giving up Working
1 Age is important only if you're wine or cheese - Unknown
2 My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law - Jerry Seinfeld
3 There is no sense in being pessimistic.
It wouldn't work anyway - Unknown
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If My Body Was a Car - Effects of RetirementIf my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.......
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.......
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather......
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.....
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently......
But here's the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter: either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
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What the Professions Say About Retiring:
Amusing quotes from experts Golfers never retire, they just lose their drive.
Lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away.
Accountants don't retire, they just lose their balance.
Bank managers don't retire, they just lose interest.
Vehicle mechanics? They re-tyre every day.
Teachers don't retire, they just mark time.
Roofers don't retire, they just wipe the slate clean.
Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings.
Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
Musicians never retire, they just decompose.
Farmers never retire, they just go to seed.
Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down.
Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties.
Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it.
Tree surgeons never retire, they just branch out.
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Ten Ways In Which You Know You Are Over the Hill1 You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2 You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3 At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4 Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
5 The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
6 It takes twice as long to look half as good.
7 You step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
8 'Getting lucky' means you remember where you left your car in the car park.
9 The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
10 You have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head.
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Train of LifeSome folks ride the train of life
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.
They sit in sad remembrance,
Of wasted days gone by,
And curse their life for what it was,
And hang their head and cry.
But I don't concern myself with that,
I took a different vent,
I look forward to what life holds,
And not what has been spent.
So strap me to the engine,
As securely as I can be,
I want to be out on the front,
To see what I can see.
I want to feel the winds of change,
Blowing in my face,
I want to see what life unfolds,
As I move from place to place.
I want to see what's coming up,
Not looking at the past,
Life's too short for yesterdays,
It moves along too fast.
So if the ride gets bumpy,
While you are looking back,
Go up front, and you may find,
Your life has jumped the track.
It's all right to remember,
That's part of history,
But up front's where it's happening,
There's so much mystery.
The enjoyment of living,
Is not where we have been,
It's looking ever forward,
To another year and ten.
It's searching all the byways,
Never should you refrain,
For if you want to live your life,
You gotta drive the train!
Author Unknown
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Good morning everyboomie.
It's Monday...... Yaaa!......
I did have a super duper Sunday. It got real warm and the creek was very pleasant, and I found an arrowhead after about a year and a half drought.
After I did that I went and got my little girl back and I came home.
Ana congrats on getting your certifications!
That's awesome.
Connie congratulations of raising $2000. That quite an accomplishment.
Venus when I got up this morning and came to Gameboomers I didn't see Saturday's or Sunday's diners. I thought I was loosing it until I refreshed the page.
Have a great day everyone.
joe
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from us... 
I had no time for gaming though, so since I have an extra day off, I'm going make sure to get some gaming in today. 
- hope you have a wonderful day too... I'm glad your parent's meet Isis 
