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Jokes. Feb.8 (Hint) #1176886
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-1. What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you -------.

-2. What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a---- and I'll ---- around.

-3. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
She couldn't controls her ------.

-4. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a v----.

-5. Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just f------.

6. What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A c---d.

-7. Why is basketball such a messy sport?
You d------ all over the floor.

-8. How do you repair a broken tomato?
With t----- p----.

-9. Why don't skeletons fight with each other?
They don't have the ----.

-10. What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
---u---.

lol

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What do birdies see when they faint?
Re: Jokes. Feb.8 [Re: curly] #1176887
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Bonjour Remi wave


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Jokes. Feb.8 [Re: curly] #1176889
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Re: Jokes. Feb.8 [Re: curly] #1176890
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2. "you go on ahead and I'll hang around" - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

Bernie monky

Re: Jokes. Feb.8 [Re: curly] #1176894
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
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The most precious thing in life is today.
Re: Jokes. Feb.8 [Re: curly] #1176918
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
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