-1. What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you -------.
-2. What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a---- and I'll ---- around.
-3. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
She couldn't controls her ------.
-4. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a v----.
-5. Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just f------.
6. What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A c---d.
-7. Why is basketball such a messy sport?
You d------ all over the floor.
-8. How do you repair a broken tomato?
With t----- p----.
-9. Why don't skeletons fight with each other?
They don't have the ----.
-10. What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
---u---.