-1. King Arthur gave one of his knights of the Round Table a bottomless metal container in which, for many years, he kept flesh and blood.
What was it? A r--g
-2. If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would they put on their towels?
h--- & -e---e!
-3. What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
"-e----e--"
-4. Why was the father centipede so upset?
All of --e ---- -ee-e- -e- ---e-!
-5. Victor was smartly dressed, well shaven and
with the best haircut he had had for years.
Many of his friends and relatives saw him,
yet no one complimented him.
Why not? He w-- in a c-----.
6. A Woman Is Like Bad Weather...
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: t-e- all -e- the h---e!
-7. What is a terminal illness? A: When you are s--- -- --e a------.
-8. What was wrong with the cleaning lady's computer? It d---'- -- w------.
-9. At a hat convention, which hat has authority over all the other hats?
The s---- v----.
-10. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a b--- --- a m--".