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Sip & Surf Sunday Diner #1180586
03/16/19 06:36 PM
03/16/19 06:36 PM
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Posts: 32,596
Calera, Oklahoma
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If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets.

~Mel Brooks~
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As I waited for my luggage 
at the airport, a man lifted my 
suitcase off the baggage carousel.

“Excuse me,” I shouted. “That’s 
my suitcase.”

The man shot back defensively, “Well, somebody took mine!”

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My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed test as she’d hoped. 
It might have had something to 
do with how she completed this 
sentence: “When the ______ is dead, the car won’t start.”

She wrote: “Driver.”

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Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did 
I do on my research paper?

Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You turned in a random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the 
sentences you apparently 
kidnapped in the dead of night 
and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.

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My husband was at a dinner with colleagues, and one of them had too much to drink. Feeling drowsy, the poor man sank back into his chair and said, “I don’t feel good. I’m 
going into screen saver mode.”

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While teaching at a veterinary college, I ordered a few books for our library. One was George Orwell’s 
Animal Farm. When I went to take it out, I discovered that the librarian had placed the book in the section for dairy and poultry.

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A friend of mine works at a tattoo shop. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back. A few hours later, the customer called, 
demanding a refund.

Client: You did my tattoo backward!

Tattoo artist: It’s backward?

Client: Yes! I’m looking at it in the mirror right now!

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A last-minute filer walked into our state income tax office and handed me his returns. Just as he did, a peal of laughter could be heard in another room. Glaring at me, he grumbled, “What are they doing back there, counting the money?”

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My fiancé and I went to a counselor to work on our communication issues. Using herself as an example, the counselor crossed her legs and her arms and exhaled loudly. I was about to say she was showing signs of frustration, but my fiancé beat me to it, yelling, “I’ve got it! You’re constipated!”

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As if the declining health of my grandmother weren’t enough, my parents suddenly had to contend with an ant infestation. So I was glad to get a text from Mom updating me: “Exterminator was here; thinks she got the nest behind the microwave. She sprayed, and hundreds came out—dead and woozy. Grandma 
Marie the same.”

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Scene: My cousin Matt and his daughter at Chick-fil-A.

Matt: Can I please get a four-piece kids’ meal with white milk. [Pause] Oh, and gimme an extra white milk.

Clerk: Um … We only have one kind of milk, and it’s pretty white.

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My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.”

I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to do anything since.

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After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”

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A friend knew that she’d overdone it with the gifts and candy last Easter when her six-year-old woke up to all the booty and shouted, “This is the best Christmas ever!”

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Hanging up with my 90-year-old mother, I sighed, then said to 
my 96-year-old uncle, “She’s so 
stubborn.”

He shook his head sympathetically and warned, “You’re going to have trouble with her when she gets old.”

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“Has your diet changed?” 
I asked an 87-year-old woman I was admitting into the hospital.

“Yes,” she said. “For Lent, I gave 
up whipped cream on my Jell-O, hard candy, and my two beers a night. [Pause] And look where it’s gotten me.”

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Religion is generally a verboten topic for everyone at work, except 
for Larry. Recently, after he steered yet another conversation toward the subject, a coworker whispered to me, “That Larry—he always has to put his two saints in.”

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Well Spring is just getting started, and look here, the weekend is already half over. shocked


I knew I shouldn't have waited so long to do something with my life. rolleyes


I was just fixin to make out my bucket list, but now I'm not sure I'll ever get the chance to ride a barrel over Niagra Falls. Shucks! cry


May as well forget about climbing Mt Everest too. [Linked Image]


You know that old saying, 'life's a bear, and then you die.'


Only that's not exactly how it goes, but I'm guessing you know that too. snicker


I do have a 'to do' list though, and I'm gonna be working hard on it until it's done or I'm dead. thumbsup


I found a couple of busted points today at the farm, and 3 dandy scrapers. Walked around for 4 hours and didn't cover half of the area I wanted to cover. yes


Guess I'll add that to my to do list. razz


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 03/16/19 07:09 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180589
03/16/19 07:08 PM
03/16/19 07:08 PM
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marietta,georgia
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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180593
03/16/19 10:28 PM
03/16/19 10:28 PM
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Congrats on your finds, Joe! That is awesome! yay

family, what's on the menu today?

Happy St. Patty's day everyone!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180611
03/17/19 05:15 AM
03/17/19 05:15 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning and Happy St. Patricks Day to all who celebrate and enjoy corned beef and cabbage! StPats That's what we are having for dinner today! Love it!

Joe congrats on your finds! happydance Family what are you cooking? Ana enjoy your day! wave Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.

StPatsHave a wonderful Day everyone! StPats


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180621
03/17/19 06:28 AM
03/17/19 06:28 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, Happy St. Patrick's Day. StPats Breakfast out this morning, then going out for a corned beef and cabbage dinner later. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and Biscuits and Gravy in the NC. leprechaun


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180622
03/17/19 06:32 AM
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SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELBOURNE AU...
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Happy St.Patricks all😊 happy gaming and a wonderful day penguin

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180632
03/17/19 09:04 AM
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Banquet Homestyle Bakes Country Chicken, Mashed Potatoes & Biscuits, 30.9 Oz, adding 1 can mixed veggies.

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180638
03/17/19 10:05 AM
03/17/19 10:05 AM
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Usually in an Alabama Tree
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woot Joe... great finds... well done!

Happy St Pat's day to you too Ana

Lovin the Irish Breakfast Tea this morning Gerry

Have fun Connie

You too TaintedFury

Yummy Family

Think we're going to the movies today happydance

hearts L4L

wave2



To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180740
03/18/19 06:32 AM
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Thanks Soot wave2

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