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Jokes. Mar.29 (Hint) #1181942
03/29/19 01:36 AM
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-1. Why dont blind people skydive?

Because it scares the daylights out of their ----.

2. I saw a wino eating grapes.

I told him, you g---a w--t. first word is not proper English.

-3. A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”
“Holy Molly – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your t---- question?”

-4. How did the slow person die ice fishing?

He/She was hit by the z------.

-5. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same m----- n---.

-6. I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, all the s---s were there.

-7. My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep…

…not s-------g like the passengers in his car.

-8. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something s----s.

-9. Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced C-----e

-10. This is my step ladder. I never knew my r--- l-----.

rotfl lol


Last edited by curly; 03/30/19 02:34 AM.

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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181946
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181948
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3. Third - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181949
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Merci deux fois.


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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181950
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181960
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181961
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181963
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181965
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181969
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181972
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Good one.


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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1181995
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1182006
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1182042
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1182048
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 [Re: curly] #1182061
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 (Hint) [Re: curly] #1182062
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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 (Hint) [Re: curly] #1182066
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Merci Kevin. Bonne fin de semaine à toi.


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Re: Jokes. Mar.29 (Hint) [Re: curly] #1182069
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A toi aussi, Remi. smile


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