Give me a one-handed economist!
All my
economists say, “On the one hand …
on the other.”
~Harry Truman~
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Funny HeadlinesWisconsin Woman Takes Husband to Police for “Talking Stupidly”
—Source: La Crosse (Wisconsin) Tribune
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Warehouse Worker Packing Stress Balls Punched His Boss in Face
—Source: Mirror
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Vladimir Putin Hires Boyz II Men to Boost the Russian Birth Rate
—Source: Daily Mail
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Torrington Police Search for Jesus
—Source: Hartford Courant
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Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail
—Source: Charleston Daily Mail
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Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA
—Source: The Globe and Mail
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Study: Rich More Likely to Take Candy from Babies
Source: Washington Post
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Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
—Source: New York Post
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Spay/Neuter Clinic for Low-Income Residents
—Source: (Lewiston, Maine) Sun Journal
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Sun Is Too Round, Say Scientists
—Source: The Independent
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Self-Proclaimed Invisible Man No-Show at Court Hearing
—Source: The Daily Herald (Provo, Utah)
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Red Cross in Search of Donors with Low Blood Supply
—Source: Sandusky Register
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Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe
—Source: Associated Press
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Police Charge One-Armed Man with Unarmed Robbery
—Source: Masslive.com
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Police Arrest Naked Man with Concealed Weapon
—Source: MSNBC.com; contributed by Linda Fabbri, Corbin, KY
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Pair Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant for Eating Too Much
—Source: Telegraph
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to Joe's Monday........unless someone else wants it.
Gosh I 'd better be careful. I think I have left a few of those liquid trails myself.
Mostly in my younger days of course, before I learned to change my own diapers.
Oh Man! Today is tax day.
Does everyone have your returns filed? I don't.
I'm getting $0 back on Federal, and $40 back on state return, and I'm in no particular hurry.......if I file at all.
The so called 'free' tax service wants me to upgrade to the premium $59.99 service because certain forms must be submitted that are not available for the 'free' level, because I had some interest income. I'm not going to pay $60 to get back $40.
It's tough dealing with all of these complex financial matters as a head of household.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe