People always ask me how long
it takes to do my hair. I don’t know. I’m never there.
~Dolly Parton~
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Good morning everyboomie.
April showers bring May flowers, and April arrowheads.
I went out to the sod farm today and found a couple of real nice points.
I really debated going. I thought it would be too wet still, but I don't think they got as much rain as we did here, but it was enough rain.
Note to self, if you dig up a fire ant bed, don't sift it. Move as far away from it as possible.
The weather here is great, except for the wind which is around 20mph all week.
The wind was a blessing today. It was warm.You're still chapped after being out in it all day though.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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And, yes on the ants! Oh my gosh have I had run ins with ant hills! 
grats on your findings and glad that your weather has fined up there for you.....talking about Ants - my Mum was telling me that when i was a toddler my Mum (Mom) & my Auntie Eileen found me sitting on a Bull Ant hill playing in the sand so they quickly took me inside to wash them off with water...Because i was so young and unware off them being content in the sand they didn't even bite or sting me....... Anyway Joe a happy Tuesday to you. 
long days make the evening more enjoyable relaxing with your hubby and nugget.. 
have a beautiful day and enjoy watching your shows... 
Have a Happy Day everyone! 
