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Thumping Thursday's Diner #1183737
04/17/19 06:12 PM
04/17/19 06:12 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, 
I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

~Mark Twain~
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Funny Headlines



Red Cross in Search of Donors With Low Blood Supply

—Source: Sandusky Register

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Woman With Arms Held

—Source: Times of India

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Motorcycle Deaths Drop, But Trend Is Worrisome

—Source: Yahoo.com

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Pasco Man Arrested, says 48 Beers Was Likely 10 Too Many

—Source: St. Petersburg Times

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Lady Gaga Fan Dies at Concert, Recovers

—Source: The Tennessean

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Poverty, Hunger Go Together

—Source: The Advertiser (Bastrop, Texas); contributed by Jeneva Leifester, Bastrop, Texas

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Wisconsin Woman Takes Husband to Police for “Talking Stupidly”

—Source: La Crosse (Wisc.) Tribune headline

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Self-Proclaimed Invisible Man No Show at Court Hearing

—Source: The Daily Herald (Provo, Utah)

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SUV Crashes Into House After Suffering Seizure

—Source: Great Falls Tribune (Montana); submitted by Elva Pilling, Great Falls, Montana

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Police Charge One-Armed Man With Unarmed Robbery

—Source: Masslive.com

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Police Arrest Naked Man With Concealed Weapon

—Source: MSNBC.com; contributed by Linda Fabbri, Corbin, Kentucky

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You’d die of embarrassment if these phrases appeared in your obituary:

“She leaves behind a brother and 117 cats.”

“Passed away in a failed stunt that has already been viewed more than 40 million times on YouTube.”

“Was always quick to point out others’ grammatical errors.”

“Survived by his parents and his animatronic wife, Elizabot.”

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After J. K. Rowling announced that she might write a Harry Potter sequel—he was last seen as a married dad—The Week asked its readers to predict the title of the next book. Here’s what they divined:

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ask-Your-Mom

Harry Potter and the Financial Portfolio of Doom

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone

Harry Potter and the Quest to Buy a House in the Hogwarts School District

Harry Potter and the Quidditch Mom

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It’s tough enough selling a home nowadays. Don’t make the mistakes that turned off these readers on the City Room blog of The New York Times:

• “It was a good house, well-maintained. But the bed with the person in it was off-putting.”

• “The family dog, long departed, was stuffed and standing next to the fireplace. RIP Sparky.”

• “The main distraction was dirt. Although there was the tiny child who proudly showed us the refrigerator full of ‘Daddy’s beer’ just outside an upstairs bedroom.”

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Canada wants us to remember that it, too, is part of North America. So The Week asked its readers to come up with an eye-catching slogan for our neighbor to the north.


Canada: Where Your Cold Front Begins
Canada: It’s Not Just for Draft Dodgers Anymore
Canada: Land of Cheaper Drugs
Canada: Where Winter Spends the Summer

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A newspaper editor missed this headline: “State population to double by 2040; babies to blame.”

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Another day......another 24 hours. happydance


Wednesday was really nice here. It was overcast and breezy, and it felt very nice to be outside. bravo


I didn't have much to do, but I did get up on my storage roof and remove the old satellite dish. yay


Took Missy walking and that's about it. thumbsup


I have a lot of projects I want to do, but I have other priorities right now. sherlock


We have 5050 chance of rain tonight and the same in the morning. hamster


We had a free preview of HBO last week and I recorded 46 episodes of GOT, so I've been watching a lot of that. woot


Have a happy day everyone. urock


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 04/17/19 06:15 PM.

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Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183758
04/17/19 09:29 PM
04/17/19 09:29 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Wow, Joe! You'll be doing some binge watching of GoT! lol Well done on getting them all recorded!

Have a happy day all. Not too bad of a work day today and Friday I only have the boarder and 1 client that hasn't cancelled. yay

Ana wave


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Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183759
04/17/19 09:29 PM
04/17/19 09:29 PM
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Posts: 7,402
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watching court shows and soap opera

Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183768
04/18/19 03:21 AM
04/18/19 03:21 AM
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,169
RURAL - SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELB...
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Good morning Joe I loved the Red cross, Beer and the One-armed Man arrested for unarmed robbery jokes hehehe funny funny...Hubby and i love G.O.T favorite show...hope you and Missy have a wonderful Thursday..

Ana glad you've got an easier day and wishing you a beautiful sunny day.

family enjoy your Tv shows and a terrific day to you.

Happy gaming Boomers wave2 penguin

Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183770
04/18/19 03:41 AM
04/18/19 03:41 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, family, Taintedfury and everyone. Joe enjoy GOT. Ana hope you have a calm day. Family enjoy. Taintedfury what are you up to today? Coffee and tea are ready. spring Happy Day wished for everyone! spring


Gerry
Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183775
04/18/19 05:40 AM
04/18/19 05:40 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,021
winter springs fl.
connie Online content
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183792
04/18/19 08:36 AM
04/18/19 08:36 AM
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,169
RURAL - SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELB...
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Good morning Kaki's Sister and Connie wonderful day to you both.. spring

Kaki's today it was a mixture of cooking, ringing someone to get rid of a chopped up tree and finding out how my father n' law is going in the ICU section at the Royal Hobart Hospital...that's life penguin

Happy gaming to you both monky

Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183798
04/18/19 10:09 AM
04/18/19 10:09 AM
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

Normal day here..think I'm going to do some organizing of files. We have Bible Study tonight. I should go walking but think I'm going to give my hip a break.

Have a great day ya'll wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1183818
04/18/19 04:31 PM
04/18/19 04:31 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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It was a beautiful day here today. Bring on the weekend.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183822
04/18/19 05:04 PM
04/18/19 05:04 PM
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Do you have weekend plans, SpaceQuest?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thumping Thursday's Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1183861
04/19/19 03:50 AM
04/19/19 03:50 AM
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,169
RURAL - SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELB...
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Hiya Looney hope your hip starts feeling better soon...Take care:)

G'day Space Quest Fan wishing you great weather on the weekend:)

Goodnight all wave2

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