Anagram the capitalized words to make funny limericks.

-1. There was a young hunter named RDEHSEPH
Who was eaten for lunch by a ODALERP.
Said the leopard, "DAGE!
You'd be tastier, DLA
If you had been salted and EDPPREPE!"

-2. There once was a lady, NEEIL
Who lived on distilled NEREOKES,
But she started BSNOBAR'
A new OBHRYADNRCO
and since then she's never ENEZNBE.

-3. There was an announcer named SLECRHHE
Whose habits became RTAVCRELOISON.
Because when out NOGOWI,
Whatever he was GODIN,
At ten he'd insert his ACCLEMIMRO.

-4. There once was a young man from IRTYNTI
Who found the square root of NINIYIFT.
But allof those GISDIT
Gave him infinite TEFSDIG,
So he dropped Math and took up TYVIIDNI.

-5. A thpeeth teacther named Mitheth HYBAT
Had thome thtudentth who acted quite THALY.
They lithped and they DRUTTEPHTE,
And thome of them th-th-ETTDHURTET.
She thought they might jutht drive her RHYTAC.

-6. There was a young Sheila Down RENUD
Who would ne'er commit social ELBRNUD.
One day at STAREP
A bloke nearby gas ESPASD
So she simply remarked "Was that NHRDUET?"

-7. Limericks pack laughs MILATAOCAN
Into space that is quite LOOMICACEN
The good ones I've ESNE
So seldom are NACLE
And the clean ones so seldom are LAICOMC

-8. There once was a belle of old HASTENC
Whose clothing was always in CEPTSHA
When comment RAOES
on the state of her HOLTSCE
She replied "when I itches, I TESSHARCC"

-9. From an ancient Egyptian RUPPSAY
A professor translated a RUSIV.
It was rather FRITRICE
For an old OCHIGEPRYLIH
His computer was cursed by ISOISR.

-10. Bones McCoy, that old Star Trek SHYANICIP,
Has passed on to a heavenly SMIOSNI.
No more will he YAS
To Kirk, "By the AYW,
I'm a doctor, Jim, not a CAMANIGI."

6. There was a young Sheila Down UNDER
Who would ne'er commit social BLUNDER
One day at REPAST
A bloke nearby gas PASSED
So she simply remarked "Was that THUNDER?"

You picked the right one, Koala.

7.

Limericks pack laughs ANATOMICAL
Into space that is quite ECONOMICAL
The good ones I've SEEN
So seldom are CLEAN
And the clean ones so seldom are COMICAL

Good one, manxman!

2.

There once was a lady, ILENE
Who lived on distilled KEROSENE,
But she started ABSORBIN'
A new HYDROCARBON
and since then she's never BENZENE.

9.
From an ancient Egyptian PAPYRUS
A professor translated a VIRUS.
It was rather TERRIFIC
From an old HIEROGLYPHIC
His computer was cursed by OSIRIS.

8.
There once was a belle of old NATCHES
Whose clothing was always in PATCHES
When comment AROSE
on the state of her CLOTHES
She replied "when I itches, I SCRATCHES"

Yes to all!

1.
There was a young hunter named SHEPHERD
Who was eaten for lunch by a LEOPARD.
Said the leopard, "EGAD!
You'd be tastier, LAD
If you had been salted and PEPPERED!"

4. There once was a young man from TRINITY
Who found the square root of INFINITY.
But all of those DIGETS
Gave him infinite FIDGETS,
So he dropped Math and took up DIVINITY.

A sibling duo!

10. Bones McCoy, that old Star Trek PHYSICIAN
Has passed on to a heavenly MISSION
No more will he SAY
To Kirk, By the WAY
I'm a doctor, Jim, not a MAGICIAN

The best one!

I was waiting for that, Sue
So predictable

5. A thpeeth teacther named Mitheth BATHY
Had thome thtudentth who acted quite LATHY
They lithped and they THPLUTTERED,
And thome of them th-th-THTUTTERED.
She thought they might jutht drive her CRATHY.

(I have added L in line 3 which you may or may not have intended!)

3.
There was an announcer named HERSCHEL,
Whose habits became CONTROVERSIAL.
Because when out WOOING,
Whatever he was DOING,
At ten he'd insert his COMMERCIAL.

Well done, guys!

#5 works with or without the L. (THPUTTERED)