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Joe's Tuesday #1184805
04/29/19 05:42 PM
04/29/19 05:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 32,895
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?

~Neil DeGrasse Tyson~
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Travel Jokes


I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

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Q: Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

A: Because it was overbooked.

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Q: What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?

A: The road!

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I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my satnav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”

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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

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I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.

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My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.

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When will pigs fly? When we launch them to mars for the astronauts to have bacon!

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Some Dog Jokes



Q. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

A. Because they have two left feet!

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Q. How do dog catchers get paid?

A. By the pound!

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Q: What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?

A: They barium!

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Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?

A: A Bulldog.

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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!

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Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

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Q: What do you call a cold dog?

A: A Chilli Dog.

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Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?

A: A dusky husky!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

A: The collie wobbles!

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Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?

A: It was a dog and pony show.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A: A friend you can count on.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the Tuesday edition of Joe's Diner. welcome


I'm getting geared up for more rain here. We have great rain chances for the next two weeks..........which is not great. shocked


It looks like the May flowers will be getting lots of May rain. razz


Maybe we'll have June flowers. rolleyes


Maybe if I stand out in the rain we'll have a bunch of blooming Lilleys. spring


Maybe then I would get some grand children. slapforehead


Maybe baby, I'll have you-hoo hoo. wink


Have a happy day everyone. lol


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 04/29/19 05:45 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184816
04/29/19 07:33 PM
04/29/19 07:33 PM
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Usually in an Alabama Tree
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Joe, I'll pass on the rain but will accept June Flowers and May flowers for that matter yes

Have a good day Ana and SQF

Gerry ... looking forward to that Tall Dark Roast this morning

TaintedFury ... be sure to ask about those repetitive steroid shots in joints and have hubby research on-line too wave

L4L hearts

wave2


Dan
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184819
04/29/19 08:31 PM
04/29/19 08:31 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Rain, rain, rain here too! After the 5+ inches of snow we had on already saturated ground, this is not good!

Joe, our woodland flowers are in full bloom and beautiful!

soot, one day down for you! Hope it went well.

Have a happy day, all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184822
04/29/19 08:59 PM
04/29/19 08:59 PM
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watching court shows and soap opera, getting my check cash and going grocery shopping.

Last edited by family; 04/30/19 06:31 PM.
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184839
04/30/19 02:40 AM
04/30/19 02:40 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, family, Taintedfury and everyone. Joe we have beautiful bright yellow forsythia brush in full bloom in our yard. A sure sign og Spring. Soot your Tall Dark Roast is waiting... Ana may the sun shine on your day! Family enjoy your day. Taintedfury good your hubby is researching for you. Hope all goes well. Coffee and tea are ready.
spring Wishing everyone a Happy Tuesday! spring


Gerry
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184847
04/30/19 05:00 AM
04/30/19 05:00 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Tuesday. If all goes well Ellen will be home for a few days, and we will go to 8-8 Panda for dinner and karaoke tonight. Her brother is still in the hospital, she will go back for his chemo on Friday. It has been over a month now that he has been in the hospital, prayers please. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184930
05/01/19 04:12 AM
05/01/19 04:12 AM
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SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELBOURNE AU...
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SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELBOURNE AU...
Good morning Joe sherlock and a Happy Tuesay to you as well.


Family lab Happy Tuesday to you and enjoy your Tv shows ..

Ana catrubsounds like you need a good Umbrella...P.s your woodland flowers sound lovely.

Soot carand Kaki's Sister kitty after reading info and ringing Hospitals - i've got an appointment at our local Hospital which is near to have the steroid injection on the May 10th...according too what we read on the internet the injection is the standard precedure too treat this, but my hubby is coming with me in the room to make sure the doctor gets it in the right spot.

We'll also be asking the doctor questions while we're there....i just hope they're not repetitive Soot like you said as i hate needles.

Hi Connie a wonderful Tuesday to you and enjoy your yummy breadfast.


Anyway Happy gaming too all Boomers. wavegirl

Last edited by Taintedfury; 05/01/19 04:15 AM.
Re: Joe's Tuesday [Re: gymcandy1] #1184938
05/01/19 05:34 AM
05/01/19 05:34 AM
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The Country
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The Country
Happy Birthday, Judith. birthday

Last edited by Winfrey; 05/01/19 05:36 AM.

Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody
Gibran
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