-1. I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't t------ to me.
-2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He w--- --.
-3. My math teacher called me average. How m---!
-4. I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no w---- for how a---- I am.
-5. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A f----- in ---.
6. I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it's hard to understand him - he speaks with a H-u---i A-c--t!
-7. It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let --- --.
-8.Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big m---- f--."
-9. My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My d--- is always o---".
-10. What do you call someone who is afraid of picnics? A b----- c---!
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