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Puns May 17 (Hint) #1186449
05/17/19 12:45 AM
05/17/19 12:45 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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-1. I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't t------ to me.

-2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He w--- --.

-3. My math teacher called me average. How m---!

-4. I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no w---- for how a---- I am.

-5. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A f----- in ---.

6. I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it's hard to understand him - he speaks with a H-u---i A-c--t!

-7. It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let --- --.

-8.Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big m---- f--."

-9. My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My d--- is always o---".

-10. What do you call someone who is afraid of picnics? A b----- c---!

rotfl

Last edited by curly; 05/18/19 02:17 AM.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186451
05/17/19 01:11 AM
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near Yosemite in California
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9. my door is always open wave

Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186452
05/17/19 01:34 AM
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Thanks Marian.


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186453
05/17/19 01:56 AM
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3. Mean - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

Bernie monky

Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186454
05/17/19 02:06 AM
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1. talking (a mixed blessing in many cases! lol)


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186455
05/17/19 02:19 AM
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Morning, merci.


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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186457
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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186460
05/17/19 05:25 AM
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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186461
05/17/19 05:27 AM
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Thanks.


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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186462
05/17/19 05:30 AM
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7 - her in


I am not what happened to me; I am what I chose to become.
Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186466
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Oui.


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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186468
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186471
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Good one.


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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186508
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Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186509
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4. I have no words for how angry I am wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Puns May 17 [Re: curly] #1186529
05/18/19 12:15 AM
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Thanks.


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Re: Puns May 17 (Hint) [Re: curly] #1186530
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Re: Puns May 17 (Hint) [Re: curly] #1186531
05/18/19 02:17 AM
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Thanks Bernie.


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