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Sip& Surf Sunday Diner #1186574
05/18/19 07:32 PM
05/18/19 07:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

~George Burns~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~



14 Funny Sibling Stories That Will Make You Glad You’re Not an Only Child


While my mother was pregnant 
with me, my parents warned my three-year-old brother not to get his heart set on either a brother or a 
sister, as they didn’t know what I would be. He seemed to understand but added this caveat: “Well, if it’s 
a dog, I hope it’s a boxer.” —Kathleen O’Hagan 
Congress, Arizona
~~~~

Ours was a family of eight children, but only one boy. One day, I was complaining to my brother about having six annoying sisters. He wasn’t having it. “What are you griping about?” he said. “I have seven!” —Donna Ayer Rockport,
~~~~

I am one of four boys, and, true 
to stereo­type, we fought. During 
one scuffle, Mom had had enough. She broke it up and demanded, “Who started this?”
My brother Wes wheeled around, pointed at me, and cried, “He hit back first!” —Steve Walhood 
Battle Ground, Washington
~~~~

Like all Americans, my family was 
ecstatic when Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Well, most of us. My blasé six-year-old sister wondered, “What’s the big deal about a man going to the moon when the cow jumped over it?” —Sandra Durkin Mars, Pennsylvania
~~~~

My brother recently ran into a woman he’d gone to school with many years earlier. After they caught 
up, she showed him a picture of 
her daughter. “Wow,” he said. “She doesn’t look anything like you. 
She’s pretty.” —Cindy Earls Ada, Oklahoma
~~~~

My sister Margaret had been in 
the church confessional only a few 
minutes when she ran out as red as a beet. “What happened?” I asked.
“I passed gas,” she sheepishly 
admitted. “And the priest said, ‘And for your next sin?’” —Elizabeth MacFarland 
Pasadena, California
~~~~

My father dragged my brother to the barber to get his beautiful long hair shorn. Arriving at the barbershop, Scott asked to use the bathroom. 
He went in, and Dad and the barber waited. And they waited. And they waited. Finally, Dad stormed into 
the bathroom, only to discover 
the window open and my brother 
nowhere to be seen. I never did find out how he got home. —Sharon Kemp 
Houghton Lake Heights, Michigan
~~~~

At a baby shower for my first child, my 13-year-old brother let the excitement of the moment get the better of his emotions, and he giddily announced to the guests, “I can’t wait till the baby is born so I can find out if I’m an uncle or an aunt!” —Trina Bamberg Erhard, Minnesota
~~~~

On a fishing trip, my father told my five-year-old brother that it was time he learned to bait his own hook and then left him alone to figure it out. When he returned, my dad found my brother holding a fishing hook in one hand and staring at a squirming worm in the other. “What are you doing?” Dad asked. My brother, nodding toward the worm, quietly answered, “I’m waiting for him to open his mouth.” —John Kasun 
Duncansville, Pennsylvania
~~~~

I was in the third grade when the principal called me into his office. “Did you and your brother leave 
the house at the same time this morning?” he asked.
“Yes,” I answered.
“Well, Sam played hooky from school today.”
I knew that wasn’t true, and I told him so. “He couldn’t have. The only game he knows how to play is checkers.”
The principal smiled, patted me on the head, and sent me back to my classroom. —M.J.C. via rd.com
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Me: Hi! Welcome to [the toy store where I worked]. Can I help you find anything in particular?
Customer: I’m mad at my sister, 
and my nephew’s birthday is coming up. What do you have that makes loud, repetitive noises and can’t be turned off?
~~~~

One day, my younger brother knocked on our neighbor’s door 
and asked if her son, David, could come out to play. Suspicious, since David wasn’t usually a favorite 
playmate, she asked Larry why. 
He replied ­matter-of-factly, “We need a monster.” —Pamela Blair 
Asheville, North Carolina
~~~~

We were setting the dining room 
table for guests when my mother asked my brother, eight at the time, to get the napkins. He disappeared into the other room and then reappeared and placed the napkins. Minutes before the guests arrived, Mom noticed that next to each plate was one of her sanitary napkins. —Paula Chomiuk Novi, Michigan
~~~~

It was 1949, and we’d just had our 
first telephone installed in our home. Overcome with excitement, my 13-year-old brother, Udene, made his first call to a friend. The phone rang, his friend picked up, and Udene excitedly blurted, “This is me, is that you?” —Neida Darley Jacksonville, Florida
~~~~

When my four-year-old brother bolted from the yard for the umpteenth time, my worried parents 
put up a fence. Didn’t work—Chris learned how to climb over it. So Mom came up with the idea of tying one end of a long rope to his belt loop and the other end to the fence. It worked splendidly, until Chris 
removed his pants and climbed 
over the fence. —Donna Holter 
Centennial, Colorado
~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave2


If it's the day after Saturday, this must be Sunday......right? thumbsup


We had a really nice Saturday. I managed to mow the lawn before the storms hit us, which wasn't much a feat considering the storms didn't get here until after 12:00. snicker


We got the storms with lots of rain, and managed to avoid the terrible tornadoes that struck all over the central US. blush


There was a tornado in Geronimo, Oklahoma. I don't believe anyone was hurt though. smirk


Sunday we're back up into the 80s. Glad I mowed the lawn today. bravo


My legs still scream at me every time I get up. taz


Have a happy day everyone. wave


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 05/18/19 07:34 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip& Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1186577
05/18/19 08:57 PM
05/18/19 08:57 PM
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marietta,georgia
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marietta,georgia
nothing, but cooking frozen pizza.

Re: Sip& Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1186580
05/18/19 09:33 PM
05/18/19 09:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, we had a line of storms here as well! I went horse back riding this morning and then had to go to work and as soon as I pulled in the clients driveway it poured. I'm so glad you are safe! hearts

family, enjoy!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Sip& Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1186587
05/19/19 06:25 AM
05/19/19 06:25 AM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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You too Ana. Enjoy your Sunday.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip& Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1186595
05/19/19 08:15 AM
05/19/19 08:15 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Sunday. We went out for breakfast this morning. Some friends who just moved back from California are visiting us later today. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, French Toast, and Biscuits in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Sip& Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1186606
05/19/19 10:41 AM
05/19/19 10:41 AM
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer

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Alabama
Happy Sunday everyone happydance

Joe, congratulations on getting your lawn done ... I need to do the same today yes

Yum Family ... I love pizza

Ana ... do you have a day of rest today?

SpaceQuestFan ... enjoy your Sunday too!

Connie, have fun with your friends ... I'll have a bacon sandwich to go please thanks

Gardening, music, R&R and maybe some gaming on the docket today ... also need to do some spring cleaning

Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Connie L4L and anyone else who pops in to say hi

wave2

penguin


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sip& Surf Sunday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1186679
05/19/19 10:22 PM
05/19/19 10:22 PM
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Nighty night...


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