“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
~Jerry Seinfeld~
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"Dad"
“There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan
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“For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says ‘Do Not Resuscitate.’ He wears it whenever mum takes him to the ballet.“
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I wanted to say happy Father’s Day to my hero and role model. Unfortunately I don’t have one so I’ll say it to you instead.
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I would give you what you really want on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.
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I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child. It’s a really special bond we share.
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I don’t usually thank people for knocking up my mum… you are the exception.
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I smile because you are my father. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
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Happy Father’s Day dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
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Dad, your father’s day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.
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I was going to give you the most amazing gift ever… then I remembered you already have me.
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Happy Father’s Day from one of your most legitimate children.
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Happy Father’s Day to someone who inexplicably loves signing his name in each of his text messages.
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“Father’s Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.” – David Letterman
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Well done – you rank in the top 10 of all the dads I’ve ever had.
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Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me.
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You’ve always been my favorite ATM.
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“To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” – Ernest Hemingway
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Happy Father’s Day. I’m sorry I spent all of your money!
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“I have mixed emotions when I receive my Father’s Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that.” – Mike Dugan
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Thanks for helping me out financially so I can be an independent person and not rely on others.
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“If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet.” – Melanie White
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I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this £3 card. Happy Father’s Day.
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“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Anonymous
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Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.
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“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan
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"Sunday Monday happy days"
Good morning everyboomie.
So happy to see all of you. You know, after I set up the diner and post it for you, I like to sit back for the rest of the evening and read all of last night's post.
That's how I usually get to bed early.
I'm kidding. Actually heavy reading always puts me to sleep anyway so it's all good.
We had a sunny day when I got up, When I went parking with Missy, the skies were starting to get dark. Not long after that the storms rolled in, and for the next 4 hours it rained and thundered to Missy's chagrin. Then the skies started to lighten, and the clouds disappeared, and the sun came back.
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We may have more rain coming tomorrow.
Have a great day everyone. Whatever comes I hope it's what you want.
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I see what you did there, Joe! Good one! I too wish more people would stop in and say hi!
Wishing everyone a Happy Monday! 
