“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
~Jerry Seinfeld~
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"Dad"
“There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan
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“For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says ‘Do Not Resuscitate.’ He wears it whenever mum takes him to the ballet.“
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I wanted to say happy Father’s Day to my hero and role model. Unfortunately I don’t have one so I’ll say it to you instead.
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I would give you what you really want on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.
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I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child. It’s a really special bond we share.
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I don’t usually thank people for knocking up my mum… you are the exception.
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I smile because you are my father. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
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Happy Father’s Day dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
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Dad, your father’s day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.
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I was going to give you the most amazing gift ever… then I remembered you already have me.
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Happy Father’s Day from one of your most legitimate children.
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Happy Father’s Day to someone who inexplicably loves signing his name in each of his text messages.
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“Father’s Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.” – David Letterman
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Well done – you rank in the top 10 of all the dads I’ve ever had.
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Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me.
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You’ve always been my favorite ATM.
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“To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” – Ernest Hemingway
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Happy Father’s Day. I’m sorry I spent all of your money!
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“I have mixed emotions when I receive my Father’s Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that.” – Mike Dugan
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Thanks for helping me out financially so I can be an independent person and not rely on others.
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“If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet.” – Melanie White
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I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this £3 card. Happy Father’s Day.
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“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Anonymous
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Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.
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“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan
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"Sunday Monday happy days"
Good morning everyboomie.
So happy to see all of you. You know, after I set up the diner and post it for you, I like to sit back for the rest of the evening and read all of last night's post.
That's how I usually get to bed early.
I'm kidding. Actually heavy reading always puts me to sleep anyway so it's all good.
We had a sunny day when I got up, When I went parking with Missy, the skies were starting to get dark. Not long after that the storms rolled in, and for the next 4 hours it rained and thundered to Missy's chagrin. Then the skies started to lighten, and the clouds disappeared, and the sun came back.
We may have more rain coming tomorrow.
Have a great day everyone. Whatever comes I hope it's what you want.
joe