“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”
~Dave Attell~
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If you ever want to torture my dad, tie him up and right in front of him, refold a map incorrectly.
- Cathy Ladman
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My father makes money the American way. He trips over stuff and sues people.
- Dominic Dierkes
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My dad asked me, “Son, have I been a good father?”
I said, “Dad, you’re the best. Why do you ask?”
He said, “I wanted to make sure the way you turned out is your fault.”
- Stu Trivax
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I know that if my mom fell and screamed for help, my dad would jump right up to rescue her as soon as it was halftime.
- Bruce Cameron
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My wife just let me know I’m about to become a father for the first time. The bad news is that we already have two kids.
- Brian Kiley
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I phoned my dad to tell him I stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
- Steven Pearl
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You gotta love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, “Don’t worry, you’ll do better next time.”
- Melanie White
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My father didn’t ask me to leave home. He took me down to the highway and pointed.
Henny Youngman
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I am an expert on electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
- W. C. Fields
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The worst thing that can happen to a man is his wife comes home and he has lost the child. “How did everything go?” “Great, we’re playing hide and seek and he’s winning.”
- Sinbad
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I was 36 before I figured out most of my dad's advice to me was just quotes from Burt Reynolds movies.
- Tony @Tmoney68
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My dad's been around the block a time or two. That’s about as far as he can go without getting lost.
- Melanie White
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My dad said I’d never amount to anything. Lucky guess.
- David Cousins
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My dad’s pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head.
- Jeff Altman
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My father refused to spend money on me as a kid. One time I broke my arm playing football, and my father tried to get a free x-ray by taking me down to the airport and making me lie down with the luggage.
- Glenn Super
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All during the pregnancy when I was supposed to be reading baby books and taking baby classes and learning baby CPR didn’t really go to waste because I did use the time to shop for the perfect video camera.
- Paul Reiser
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My father hugged me only once, on my 21st birthday. It was very awkward. I now know what it was that made me feel uncomfortable: the nudity.
- Ray Romano
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I love my dad, because even though he has Alzheimer’s, he remembers the important things. He can’t remember my name, but last week he told me exactly how much money I owe him.
- Thyra Lees-Smith
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My father would give us previews of coming attractions. “Do I have to get the belt?”
“Oh no, Dad, we’d prefer that shovel with the nails in it.”
- Jack Gallagher
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My dad is not real bright, but I love the guy. We go to this trophy shop because my basketball team won second place. We were in this shop and there are trophies everywhere. My dad looks around and says, “This guy is really good.”
- Fred Wolf
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Good morning everyboomie.
Well now that we've got Monday behind us, we can get on with the rest of the week.
I think Tuesday is as good a place to start as anywhere.
Gerry I was really wishing I had gone to the sod farm today. It was cool and breezy......windy actually.......but it felt real good.
I took the Missis to the park, and a little later on my friend came out to visit, and bring Beau for a couple of days visit.
Maybe we'll go to the farm tomorrow. It's going to be about the same temperature, but not as windy.
The thing is, that last rain storm dropped quite a bit of rain. Maybe something else got washed up.
I have no other plans that would be worth initializing for a Tuesday.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Have a fantastic day everyone.
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A Happy Day wished for everyone! 
