“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”
~Rodney Dangerfield~
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TOP 10 WORST DAD JOKES OF ALL TIME
I went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realised I’d only picked seven up.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
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A ghost walks into a bar. The landlady says: “Sorry we don’t serve spirits”
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What do you call a donkey with three legs? A Wonky
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila
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Where do policemen live? Let’s-be Avenue
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Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn’t have the guts to [blip]
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I was walking down the road and a man offered me a free sofa and chairs. I said no because my mother always taught me not to take suites from strangers
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese
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17 "why do dads" jokes
Why do dads think they can out smart a gps?
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Why do dads never want to admit when they're sleeping like *eyes are completely closed* "no I was not sleeping at all what I was resting my lids"?
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Why do dads always grunt when they sit down?
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Why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
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Why do dads always watch the news standing up with their hands crossed behind their back?
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Why do all dads have to back in to every parking spot. like they have to prove themselves to everybody?
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Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway?
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Why do dads love wearing Hard Rock Cafe shirts?
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Why do dads always answer the phone saying "yello"?
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Why do dads love the free mint bowl at restaurants so much?
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Why do dads always have their own pen and refuse to use any other pen that is offered to them??
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Why do dads have such a thing against turning the central heating on IT'S FREEZING IN HERE!!!?
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Why do dads like Siri so much?
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Why do white dads love to dance with their lips tucked in?
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Why do dads just leave their socks everywhere???
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Why do dads turn the radio off when looking for a parking spot?
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Why do dads take grilling so seriously?
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Good morning everyboomie.
Also, if I don't see you later, good afternoon, and good night.
Speaking of good morning, I woke up to cloudy skies that darkened and started dropping an unexpected rainfall. It didn't last a long time, but it lasted until I finished my coffee.
It was breezy and cool all morning, even after the sun came out.
It would have been a really good day to do something like go to the creek.
No worries though. There'll be other days for that.....like next Spring.
We were supposed to hit 80 degrees today for a high. I see we're at 86 degrees right now, and they have already revised tomorrow's forecast from 80 to 84, which means we'll probably hit 90.
I don't have any plans. I did my 'have to's' today when I bought groceries, and did laundry.
Oh yes! My lawn needs mowing again. Yaaa I have something to do!
Have a happy day everyone.
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Wishing everyone a Happy Day! 
