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Saturdiner #1188793
06/14/19 06:54 PM
06/14/19 06:54 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

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Calera, Oklahoma
“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. “

~Clarence Darrow~
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Man: How old is your father? Child: As old as me. Man: How it is possible?
Child: He became a father only when i was born.
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Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Student: When my father sees my report card!
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Mom: Why are you home so early?
Dad: My boss told me to go to hell.
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Dad: "Hey babe, you smell that?"
Mom: "No."
Dad: "Me neither, start cooking."
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Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
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Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
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Father's Day is just like Mother's Day, except on Father's Day you buy a cheaper gift.
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Most fathers want their sons to have things they never had, like A's on their report cards.
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Being a great father is like shaving.
No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
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Well, an iPad would be nice for Father's Day, but I'd settle for 20 minutes of [blip] silence.
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Magician Jake: What does your father do for a living?
Matt: He's a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Jake: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Matt: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
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"Dad, are bugs good to eat?" asked the boy.
"Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table, son," his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"
"Oh, nothing," the boy said. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
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A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just gave birth to their first child "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 24 pounds.
Congratulations showered him from all around, along with many exclamations of "Wow!"
Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "18 pounds."
The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 24 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his longneck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Your weekend has arrived, so belly up to the bar and order. thumbsup


I'm starting to feel Summer now. We cracked that 90 degree mark today, and I found something inside to keep me busy. slapforehead


The morning wasn't bad. I took Missy parking and it felt real good outside. penguin


After that I spent most of the afternoon working in the front bathroom, redoing somethings that I wasn't happy with. It's been eating on me. taz


I'm very happy with the two bathrooms and kitchen right now. bravo


Hopefully soon I can put new cabinets in the kitchen. happydance


I wish everyone a super Saturday and a great weekend. woot


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188796
06/14/19 07:01 PM
06/14/19 07:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Home again Home again Whoopity Doo thumbsup

The work week is done and that's good cause I'm through happydance

woot The weekend is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpaceQuestFan ... enjoy your cooler day!!

Ana ... hope your day was a good one and you didn't need to stay up too late last night

Family ... happy Saturday laugh

Gerry and Connie ... coffee & BB pancakes in the NC will be wonderful

Joe ... wishing you luck with your tweaks in the bathroom and kitchen ... new cabinets will be wonderful!!

Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188810
06/14/19 09:29 PM
06/14/19 09:29 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Joe, I'm so glad your projects are coming together so nicely! Is Beau coming to visit soon?

soot, did your week go well? Hope you don't have a big honey-do list!

I'm tired and cranky. A good night sleep should take care of it! lol I have a new boarder for the weekend, Nugget has company.

Have a great day!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188811
06/14/19 09:36 PM
06/14/19 09:36 PM
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marietta,georgia
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nothing., but laundry.

Last edited by family; 06/14/19 11:05 PM.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188825
06/15/19 04:09 AM
06/15/19 04:09 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning everyone. A chilly start this morning only 55 degrees. Great morning for an early walk! Coffee and tea are ready.

wave Enjoy your Saturday Joe, soot, Ana, family and everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188830
06/15/19 06:00 AM
06/15/19 06:00 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Saturday. Working the kitchen for our dinner tonight. The puppy has terrible separation anxiety, she is driving us crazy. we tried some calming pills, but they don't help much. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. Robert is leaving for a week in the Keys this morning. summer


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188832
06/15/19 06:10 AM
06/15/19 06:10 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."

Wow , I love that quote Joe. thumbsup


Have a great saturday Boomers. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188845
06/15/19 08:39 AM
06/15/19 08:39 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
happydance 65 degrees this morning when I took the buddies for a walk at the park ... oh my goodness, it was fantastic!!!!!!!

shocked oh my Gerry ... how nice that must be before the summer temps are upon us

Connie ... have a good time tonight!

I do too SpaceQuestFan ... a super quote!!

Saturday chores & projects up next wink

wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1188862
06/15/19 11:30 AM
06/15/19 11:30 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Back from a hot but good walk at the park. I go much later than hubby, so it was not 65 for me. It was too hot for the dogs, so I left them home. Son is working all day. We will be hanging out. Have a great day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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