I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

~Rita Rudner~
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Funny Insults................well most people find them funny


If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
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You're so ugly, you scared the cr*ap out of the toilet.
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Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
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No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and leave no doubt.
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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's a** and wait.
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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
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Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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You, sir, are an oxygen thief!
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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid.
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Why don't you go play in traffic.
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Good morning everyboomie.


Here we are again. In the little diner.


I think I'll have plenty of time today to get it posted. Last night as soon as I posted, the storms hit us and didn't let up until it had dumped quite a bit of water on us. It was still shaking the house when I went to bed.


It would have been a good day to be at the sod farm today, I just figured it would be too wet to drive across the sod. I've been stuck in the mud out there more that once.


I am seriously thinking about going tomorrow, although we could have more rain. I'll have to wait and see what it does tonight.


I have Missy and Beau. I know they would love a trip out there. If they could just pull me out of the mud.


On Dasher, on Dancer, on Missy, on Beau.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Back to work today ... it's all good, besides, I'm a day behind now that I took Monday off

Joe, have fun with Missy & Beau ... have fun again fun again fun again go!!

Gerry, tall dark roast to go please

Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave

L4L

watching court shows.

Joe, it was a rainy day allllllll day yesterday and some huge storms blew through. I hope you can get to the sod farm!

soot, hope it's a easy day for you!

Another semi easy day for me. New boarder at the house, chocolate lab, super sweet!

Have a happy day all!

Good Morning Joe, soot, family and everyone. Joe hope you het to take Beau and missy to the sod farm and find some arrow heads! Soot Good Luck on your first day back! A Tall Dark Roast is ready to face the day! Family enjoy your day. Ana glad you have another easy day! Coffee and tea are ready.

Enjoy your Tuesday everyone!

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC.

Terrific Tuesday ya'll

I've had a ramble around our hills. Now time to cool off and get a few things done for the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day

Good afternoon Boomers.