I don’t get no respect from anyone. I bought some rat poison, the girl asked me, “Should I wrap it up or are you gonna eat it here?”
~Rodney Dangerfield~
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More Insults
Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
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I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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Stop trying to be a smart a**, you're just an a**.
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The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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You have diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
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If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
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Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
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I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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Shock me, say something intelligent.
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If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You get ten times more girls than me? ten times zero is zero...
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.
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How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.
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Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
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You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.
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Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?
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All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
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To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Only Hump Day?? It feels like we're half way through the week to me.
This morning,despite very strong protest from my body, I got up at 6:38.
I left here at 7:26, and arrived at the sod farm at 7:48, and I was back home by 10:49.
I really should have gone out there yesterday. It was about the same temperature as yesterday, but with less cloud cover, less wind, and more humidity. After 2 1/2 hours I was pretty wilted.
I had to carry the dogs to get them through all the very tall, thick brush, to get to the only spot where I had a chance to find anything.
It wasn't 10 minutes before I found my first point, and then I found 2 more, and a half of one, plus a few scrapers.
I was a very happy camper anyway. Two of the points were pretty nice.
Unless we have more heavy rain, I won't be going back out there for the Summer.
Have a happy day today everyone.
joe