I gave my cat a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, and it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that …
~Steve Martin~
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
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If you really spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
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You so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
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Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a [blip].
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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of BS around your lips.
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
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Good morning everyboomie.
It's all down hill from here and soot the fastest half of the week has just begun.
We took Beau back home Wednesday, so it's back to Missy, Pepper and I.
I really need to find something to do around here besides exercising, to keep me busy. Either that or get a job.
I know if I had a job though I'd need to hire Ana to baby sit Missy. She has separation anxiety pretty bad.
Pepper's singing and whistling just doesn't cut it.
Anyway I'd rather be doing a project around here with my hands.........even though no one is paying me to do it.
I'll find something.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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Wishing you all a Great Day! 
