I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”

~Mitch Hedberg~
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Cheesy Pickup Lines


Are you French because Eiffel for you.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
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I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
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If you were a steak you would be well done.
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If you were a library book, I would check you out.
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Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us
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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
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My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
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Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
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Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (look in a mirror)
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Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
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Good morning everyBOOMie.


Is this the day after the day before Thursday?


Great I'm in the right place to enjoy some fireworks.


Heavens to Betsy Ross! I really can't believe that it's Thursday already.


I guess I've been busy holed up in my hole here and didn't notice time passing me by.


I pass the time with my games. Gerry I'm playing Rise of the Tomb Raider.


I'm also addicted to Bar Rescue, so I record those and watch them. Lots of fireworks on that show.


I also take Missy for her walks. It seems like we walk all the way to Valley Forge every day.


Have a great but safe Independence Day everyone.


joe

Happy 4th of July to you Joe, no I believe it's the day before the day before Friday

I am thinking we will grill today, blow firecrackers up, smoke bomb the neighborhood and sparkle the evening

Happy 4th everyone ... as with every 4th I wish the fourth be with you always

Joe, my son was supposed to be on Bar Rescue as an employee of a bar, but after the filming and stuff it never went through.

soot, how do your pups feel about fireworks?

I will be working today early and afternoon, but time off midday. Happy 4th all!

Ana

watching court shows.

Diner Boomers, wishing you a great day!

Off for a break today so will see you all next week!

Enjoy your celebrations!

Mary

Good morning everyone, have a Great . Gong to see the fire works with friends tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Red, White, and Blue Pancakes(Blueberries,Strawberries, and Bananas}. Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC.

Happy Boomers.

Ana, they don't care for them at all! Enjoy your mid-day break

Family, enjoy your shows

Enjoy your break Ms Mary

Connie, have fun with friends

Gerry, Scottish cuppa for me this morning

Happy 4th ro you tpu Space Quest Fan

Have a safe 4th everyone

Happy 4th to ya'll

It's hot hot hot......I'll stay inside. We'll be making brats and grilled potato salad later in the day. Son and g'kids just left to get bang snaps and smoke bombs. I love the holiday but hate the fireworks. Makes the dogs too nervous and folks around here set them off for days and often late at night! Sigh!

Hope you all have a festive day of doing whatever it is you enjoy