I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
~Groucho Marx~
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Blonde Jokes Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know!
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Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
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How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
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Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.
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How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
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A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'
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How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.
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Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
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Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
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Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
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Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'
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Good morning everyboomie.
Ready for a new week?
Me neither, let's extend the weekend all the way to Monday.
I hope you're all enjoying the holiday. Have a great Friday everyone.
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