I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant … because I believe in myself.
~Hannibal Buress~
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Can you guess what these are?Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
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Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
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Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
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The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
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Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
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Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
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Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
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Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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Stupid superstition!
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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
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There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
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Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
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Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
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Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
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Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
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Pirates Private Property
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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
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Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
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Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the weekend!
May you be blessed with the sun on your shoulders, and a cool breeze in you face.
Have a happy day everyone.
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