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Hump Day #1190924
07/09/19 06:20 PM
07/09/19 06:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

~Jay Leno~
~~~~~~~~~~



I'm really determined and keen,
To start giving this house a spring clean.
I will do it I say,
Yes, I'll do it today,
Well, I'll do it tomorrow, I mean.
~~~~

There was a young fellow named Weir,
Who hadn't an inch of fear.
He indulged a desire,
To touch a live wire,
And he celebrated by drinking beer.
~~~~

There was a young lady named Perkins,
Who just simply lived on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice,
That she ruined her internal working's.
~~~~

My dog is quite hip,
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
~~~~

A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
~~~~

There was a young schoolboy of Rye,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his mother’s disgust,
He emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?
~~~~

As for beauty I am not a star,
There are others much more handsome by far.
But my face -- I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar.
~~~~

There was a young fellow named Hall,
who died in the spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a bad thing,
had he died in the spring,
but he didn't — he died in the fall.
~~~~

There once was a girl called Jane,
who thought she had a really big brain.
She thought she was cool,
standing in a puddle of drool,
but really she was just insane.
~~~~

A young schoolgirl named Rose,
Is rather ashamed of her nose.
She distracts people's stares,
With the mice that she wears,
Hanging down from her clothes.
~~~~

There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.
~~~~

I once had a gerbil named Bobby,
Who had an unusual hobby.
He chewed on a cord,
and now -- oh my lord,
now all that's left is a blobby.
~~~~

There was a young dentist who thrilled,
To the sound of a tooth being filled.
He would practise, they said,
Every night in his shed,
With the old drill he's skilled.
~~~~

An ambitious young fellow named Matt,
Tried to parachute using his hat.
Folks below looked so small,
As he started to fall,
Then got bigger and bigger and SPLAT!
~~~~

There was a young person called Smarty,
Who sent out his cards for a party.
So exclusive and few,
Were the friends that he knew,
That no one was present but Smarty.
~~~~

I've done it -- I've done mown the lawn,
But my muscles are aching and torn.
I could swear there are some,
In my legs and my bum,
I've not used since the year I was born.
~~~~

There was a young girl from Rabat
Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.
~~~~

There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?
~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Man I could write these funny limericks all day long. bravo


I didn't write those of course. blush


But I could have. thumbsup


We didn't have any storms today. Just the heat, and a lot of heat advisories. taz


Among other things, we were advised not to wear thermal underwear today. shocked


I opted to go commando of course. cool


Actually it was only 70 here today. woot


That was the humidity, the temperature was 97.


Well...............rhymes with hell..........and 97 rhymes with heaven....................huh....................That's crazy man.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190928
07/09/19 07:52 PM
07/09/19 07:52 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
family Offline
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Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
watching court shows and cooking class.

Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190931
07/09/19 08:30 PM
07/09/19 08:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
Happy Hump Day Joe Family Ana Gerry Connie SpaceQuestFan L4L and anyone else who pops in later laugh

I could write limericks too Joe, but couldn't post them here shocked

Cooking class has got to be fun Family...

Have fun at work today Ana

I'll have a double shot espresso Gerry with a bacon sandwich to-go Connie thanks

Have a good day SpaceQuestFan

hearts L4L

There's one good thing about my work ... you can never run out of work lol

Have a great day everyone wave2

penguin

Last edited by soot; 07/09/19 08:32 PM. Reason: kint spall

Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Hump Day [Re: soot] #1190934
07/09/19 08:50 PM
07/09/19 08:50 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
snicker Soot haha


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190937
07/09/19 09:56 PM
07/09/19 09:56 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Have a good day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190946
07/10/19 04:26 AM
07/10/19 04:26 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, family, soot and Ana. Joe that is really hot with all that humidity! Family enjoy. Soot that double shot expresso is ready! Ana I hope you have a less busy day today. Coffee and tea are ready for everyone.

summer Happy Hump Day everyone! summer


Gerry
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190952
07/10/19 06:25 AM
07/10/19 06:25 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Hump Day. Going to karaoke tonight at Kaos. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190962
07/10/19 10:50 AM
07/10/19 10:50 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Happy Hump Day ya'll puppy

Son and g'sons took off for the lake this morning. They'll be back around supper time, I think, or whenever they are too hot and burned to stay.

We have 78% humidity today. Staying inside or in the water is the only way to survive that.

Have a great day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1190981
07/10/19 04:53 PM
07/10/19 04:53 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Hot Hot Hot. Stay cool Boomers. penguin


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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