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T*G*I*F #1191089
07/11/19 07:25 PM
07/11/19 07:25 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

~Dennis Wholey~
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1. What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m about to change.
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2. Why was the little strawberry crying?

His mom was in a jam.
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3. What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeño business.
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4. Why are frogs are so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.
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5. How do you befriend a squirrel?

Just act like a nut.
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6. Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

No? Really? It’s making headlines!
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7. Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.
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8. What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

Lookin’ a little pail there.
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9. Why do chicken coups always have two doors?

With four, they’d be chicken sedans.
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10. What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
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11. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks.
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12. What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse.
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13. What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry?

Throw a coconut at their face.
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14. What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool?

Bob.
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15. What do cows most like to read?

Cattle-logs.
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16. How does a duck buy lipstick?

She just puts it on her bill.
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17.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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18. What did the cop say to his stomach?

Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!
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19. What do you call a snowman on a hot day?

Puddle.
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20. What do you do with a sick boat?

Take is to the doc already.
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21. What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh, snap!
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22. What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park your car, man.
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23. What did one shark say to the other as he ate a clownfish?

Well this tastes a little funny.
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24. What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

Make a seizure salad.
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25. What did the older chimney say to the younger one?

But you’re way too young to smoke!
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26. Who do call when the ocean needs a little cleaning?

A mermaid, of course.
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27. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

Frisbee.
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28. Which plant rules the garden?

The dande-lion.
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29. Why did the skeleton hit the party solo?

He had no body to go with him.
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30. What does the cobbler say when a cat wanders into his shop?

Shoe!
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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Another day, another bucket of sweat. wink


I really didn't allow myself to get that hot actually. Stayed inside except for going parking with Missy early on. puppy


Making sure I get my exercise, and gaming. That's my agenda. thumbsup


Missy keeps an keen watch out the window to make sure no one sneaks up on us uninvited. lol


I hope your day is a great one. woot


Have a happy day everyone. yes


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191090
07/11/19 07:35 PM
07/11/19 07:35 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
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marietta,georgia
watching court shows.

Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191103
07/11/19 10:12 PM
07/11/19 10:12 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
It's been a week! Just passing through....have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191110
07/12/19 03:39 AM
07/12/19 03:39 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, family, Ana and everyone. Joe stay cool if you can. Ana hope you get to slow down soon! Family have a nice day. Coffee and tea are ready.

summer Have a Great Friday everyone! summer


Gerry
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191116
07/12/19 06:24 AM
07/12/19 06:24 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Super TGIF. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191136
07/12/19 10:43 AM
07/12/19 10:43 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

Hot and humid...not surprising for AL this time of year.

I have laundry and bread making and dog feeding on the schedule for today. Son will take off for work in a bit, and I need to figure out dinner. Hope you all have a great day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191162
07/12/19 02:45 PM
07/12/19 02:45 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Welcome to the weekend Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1191179
07/12/19 06:34 PM
07/12/19 06:34 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
T>G>I>F> joy


Dan
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