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Saturdiner #1191177
07/12/19 06:00 PM
07/12/19 06:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

~George Carlin ~
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Why Birds Fly
Q: Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
A: It’s much easier than walking!

Smarter Than a Parrot
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.

The Hospitalized Banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.

The Friendly Ocean
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.

The Fake Noodle
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta.

The Problem With Atoms
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.

Plate Whisperer
Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?
A: Dinner is on me.

Why Dogs Can’t Dance
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: They have two left feet?

Again Snowman
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.

The Imprisoned Picture
Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.

Tissue Dance
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.

Baseball Hero
Q: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
A: Batman.

It Has Wheels and Flies
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

The Problem With Baseball Stadiums
Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
A: Because it’s full of fans!

Strongest Days of the Week
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.

The Astronaut’s Baby
Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket!

Rich Elves
Q: What do you call a rich elf?
A: Welfy.

Giant Talk
Q: How do you talk to giants?
A: Use big words!

Broken Boomerangs
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

Tiny Beaches
Q: What washes up on really small beaches?
A: Micro-waves.

Octopus Laughs
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.

Cheese Propriety
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.

Artichoke Fatality
Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A: You strangle it.

The Bashful Tomato
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

The Cool ’Shrooms
Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
A: Because they’re such fungis!

Humpty Dumpty
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for his miserable summer.

The Scared Skeleton
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?
A: He didn’t have any guts.

Writing Hands
Q: Which hand is better to write with?
A: Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

The Sad Math Book
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.

The Holy Water
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave


Welcome to the weekend! yay


I'm ready for it, are you too? wink


There's not much happening around here,so I'm not going to bore you with my......................boredom. slapforehead


Have an awesome day everyone. woot


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191188
07/12/19 08:42 PM
07/12/19 08:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Online content
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
I am ready for the weekend too Joe happydance

woot


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191195
07/12/19 09:27 PM
07/12/19 09:27 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
family Offline
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BAAG Specialist

Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
nothing, but laundry.

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191197
07/12/19 10:42 PM
07/12/19 10:42 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
Joe, too hot to head out for you? Still gaming?

soot, I am sooooo ready! Enjoy!

family, hope it's done quick!

I have two boarders now so my house is full of happy tails! And my yard is full of skunks! lol Makes it hard for bed time potty break.
Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191211
07/13/19 04:44 AM
07/13/19 04:44 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, soot, family, Ana and everyone. Another hot day ahead here to Joe. Soot coffee is ready. Family like Ana said hope it's done quick! Ana relax and enjoy your day!
Coffee and tea are ready.

summer Have a Great Saturday everyone! summer


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191215
07/13/19 06:11 AM
07/13/19 06:11 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Have a great day Boomers.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191228
07/13/19 07:34 AM
07/13/19 07:34 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday, Shopping is on the agenda today. Going to City Walk with Robert and friends tonight. We will have dinner there and wander around the shops. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191238
07/13/19 10:36 AM
07/13/19 10:36 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
family Offline
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Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
laundry in at 11:35AM.

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191240
07/13/19 11:15 AM
07/13/19 11:15 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Quiet day around here today. Doing a little of this and a lot of that.

Ana, hope the dogs don't get sprayed. luck

Have a great day all wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1191259
07/13/19 03:15 PM
07/13/19 03:15 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
Hello Joe Family Ana Gerry SpaceQuestFan Connie L4L and the rest of the gang if you get the chance to pop in laugh

Successfully finished Saturday chores, still working on projects ... they never end and are the weekend's "Stuff of Life" yes

Will keep chipping away at the projects until WOM wants to watch a movie, send me out to grill or watch a NETLIX series think

Family, I finished laundry this morning wink

Ana, enjoy your boarders ... that's got to be fun!

Gerry, the coffee was marvelous this morning

Connie ... hope your shopping was fun

Have a great afternoon SpaceQuestFan

L4L hearts

Catch you all L8R laugh


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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