My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

~Indira Gandhi ~
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A blond and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blond jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blond finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"
The blond says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!
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Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

So she could draw blood.
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
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I'm a blonde and I'm pretty smart, I know because people keep on telling me, especially the pretty girl on the bathroom wall .
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A blonde rear ends a man. He gets out of his car and asks:
- Have you ever even taken a driving test?
- Yes, I have, and many times, you idiot!
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What do you do when a Blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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A blonde phones up the fire department and sayes that her house is on fire. Fireman asks 'how do we get there ?' She replies 'HELLO ... IN THE BIG RED FIRE TRUCK !'
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A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.
"There are no fish under the ice!!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
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What's the blondes idea of safe s*x?
Locking the car door.
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Why did the blonde spray her computer with raid?

It had a bug.
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The blonde was coming home she was on the highway. She turned on the radio and heard a man say that "blondes are stupid" So she goes down further and see's a blonde in the middle of a corn field trying to row a boat. So she stop and get out and yell to her.. "Your the blonde that gives us a bad name, if I could swim I will come out there and kick your ass"
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A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!
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The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the blonde.
"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it and says to the her
"This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant".
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container,

"To apply, push up bottom."
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Q: 17 blonds stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in?
A: The sign says must be 18 to enter.
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How do you confuse a blonde?

Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick.
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A boy and a blonde a stranded, in a blazing hot desert. They walk for miles and come across a shop. The boy buys food and water for the journey whilst the blonde bought a car door. "What will you do with a car door?" asked the boy and the blonde replies, "So that I can roll down the window for fresh hair when it gets too hot"
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Good morning everyboomie.


Another day, another gallon of sun screen.


I really don't think the stuff works. I keep putting it on my windows, and the sun keeps shining through them anyway.


It does keep the rain out though.


So.....if this is Tuesday, then that means only 141 days left till Christmas.


Only 147 days till the year 2020.


Didn't 2019 just start last month???


I hope you all have the happiest of days.


joe

Thanks for the jokes Joe.

Have a great day Boomers!

watching court shows.

JOE!! No Christrmas talk! The year is flying by already too fast!

Another long day but then it gets easy peasy the rest of the week! I'm tired...

Have a happy day all!

L4L, prayers and positive thoughts for Skywalker.

SpaceQ, hope all is well.

family, enjoy!

Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, family, Ana and everyone. Joe what are you up to today? SpaceQ have a good one. Family enjoy. Ana glad the end of a busy time is in sight! Coffee and tea are ready.

Happy Tuesday everyone!

Good morning, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Dinner and karaoke at 8-8 Panda tonight. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC.

Terrific Tuesday ya'll

Yep, this year is making my head spin....fast fast fast! Boys both have b'days this month ( a week apart) so lots of celebrating here this month.

Joe, love the quote...too true!

Thanks, Ana. Sky is home. We will keep him next to one of us for the next 2 weeks so he doesn't injure the incision. Seems to be doing well.

I'm making bread today, and dinner of course. Not sure what else.

Have a great day

I put BBQ sauce, potatoes and pork chops in the crock pot before I left for work today and boy does it smell good in here right now.

Sounds delicious!

We are doing Taco Tuesday

Hey Ho everyone ... I had a good day at work and am looking forward to tacos

Wishing you all a wonderful evening!

Great coffee this morning Gerry ... I hit the drive-thru line