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Monday Moaning #1193582
08/11/19 06:51 PM
08/11/19 06:51 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

~Winston Churchill ~
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How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."
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A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
"That's very fair,your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
~~~~

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "you can't come in here... you have to go to the other place". But the lawyer was really good and pleaded his case to the point where St. Peter said, "OK... here's what I'll do. You will spend the same amount of time in hell as you did on earth, and then you can spend the rest of eternity up here." The lawyer figured this wasn't too bad of a deal, so he said "OK". St. Peter said, "Great... I'll see you in 350 years.". The lawyer said, "But, how is that possible... I'm only 65 years old!". St Peter said, "We go by billing hours".
~~~~

To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their
accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
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One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen!
"Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why are you so sad?"
"Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog."
"Tell me more" said the priest.
"One day, I was walking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog."
"But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest.
"Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again."
"Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest.
So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow, and lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bead!

"And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defense!"
~~~~

What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
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A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
~~~~

A plumber went to the attorneys house to unstop the sink. When he finished he said to the attorney "that will be $400.00." The attorney became irate "What do you mean $400.00, you were only here 20 minutes, that's ridiculous!!" The plumber replied, "I thought the same thing when I was an attorney".
~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave2


I've had a very tiring day.......apparently. yes


I took a shower and now I can barely keep my eyes open. rolleyes


True to my word, I spent the day gaming. Maybe that's why my eyes are so tired. crazy


It's still 99 degrees outside, so aside from taking the dogs parking this morning, I'm content to stay in here and inspect the insides of mt eyelids. thumbsup


Have a great day everyone. woot


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193583
08/11/19 08:05 PM
08/11/19 08:05 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
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Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
watching court shows, and buying pizza and a drink at Little Caesars Pizza.

Last edited by family; 08/11/19 08:31 PM.
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193584
08/11/19 09:01 PM
08/11/19 09:01 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Joe, staying indoors sounds like a good plan! A hot one for you!

family, enjoy!

No more boarders in the house and hubby came home from vacation. Everything is back to normal. Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193594
08/12/19 04:49 AM
08/12/19 04:49 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, family, Ana and everyone. It's going to be a beautiful dry day today. Cool start to the morning. Feels like Fall! Coffee and tea are ready.
summer Have a Great Monday everyone! spring


Gerry
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193608
08/12/19 06:58 AM
08/12/19 06:58 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning, have a Great Monday. Working the kitchen for Bingo. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193631
08/12/19 02:20 PM
08/12/19 02:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy


Back from the vet, lunched myself, cleaned up the kitchen, and now trying to figure out how to add 2 giant dogs to the household for a couple of months. I really don't think I can think

Weatherman says it feels like 107 out there. I agree with him.

Have a great day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193634
08/12/19 03:28 PM
08/12/19 03:28 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer

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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Hello Boomers. I hope you all had a great day. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Monday Moaning [Re: gymcandy1] #1193639
08/12/19 06:46 PM
08/12/19 06:46 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
Hey Ho Joe Ana Family Gerry Connie SpaceQF L4L (hearts) and latecomers like me this evening...

We hit a heat index of 117 degrees today Joe ... so I'm all for following your plan of staying indoors yes

Gerry the coffee was a hit this morning

Ana ... glad you are back to normal happydance

Family, sounds like you had a blast today

Connie, hope you have fun in the kitchen tonight

Have a good evening SpaceQF

It's time for a little gardening, then feed the dogs and then off to bed

wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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