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Sip and Surf Sunday #1195936
09/07/19 07:05 PM
09/07/19 07:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.

~Ernest Hemingway ~
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Q: How long does it take to know if a pair of underwear fits you well?

A: Just a brief moment!
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Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner?

A: She gave him the cold shoulder.
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The new draftee refused to march with his squad. Instead, he rode his invisible motorcycle beside them while making motorcycle noises. After a few weeks of this and several psychiatric exams, he was given a discharge. He rode his Hog to the main gate, propped it up on its invisible stand and walked out. “Hey,” called the gate guard. “You forgot your bike.”

“No,” replied the draftee, “I’m leaving it for the next guy who wants to get out.”
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A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street. The driver said he could explain why he was speeding, but the police officer said he was going to put him in jail until the Chief got back, but lucky for the driver that the chief will be in a good mood because he is at his daughter’s wedding. The driver said,
“Don’t count on it. I’m the groom.”
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A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer take out his wallet and looks at a picture of his wife. He did this several times, finally, the bartender asks, why after you finish a beer you take out your wallet and look at a picture of your wife. The guy says as soon as she starts looking better to me, I go home.
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Why do cows never have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!
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The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked. The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!”

“Rats!!” said the old man. “That must mean my hearing aid is up my......”
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A snail named Samuel just got a raise working as a realtor. He decided since he got this money he will get a custom sports car with a big “S” on the side to show everyone the car is his. While he’s flexing his new car down the streets of Los Angeles, he passes an elderly couple sitting on their porch. As he passes the man exclaims to his wife, ” Look at that S-Car-Go!”
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I visited the Air and Space Museum…Nothing was there.
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I used to work for an origami company until it folded.
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My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, “Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


It's a good thing I posted early yesterday because just as soon as I had posted, my computer went dark. rolleyes


My laptop is always on from dawn till bed time, plus I've spent countless hours gaming on it, so I'm not surprised it cashed it in, but that means I have to shell cash out for a new one. rolleyes


I hopped in the truck and went to Walmart to see whet they had, and they didn't have anything even close to what I wanted. thumbsdown


I came home and fired up my desktop, and went on line and ordered an ASUS from the Exchange. It won't get here before next Thursday.


Fortunately I have my old Lenovo which I was able to get running. I hate this glitchy thing, but it's going to keep me sane for the next week. razz


I don't want to download all the games I have on Steam, and then do it again with the new computer, so very happily I've been able to get FEAR Perseus Mandate to install and play on this Lenovo, but FEAR Gold, and Extraction Point will not play on it. smirk


I'll try some of my other games. It's hard to play anything on this computer because the mouse pad and input buttons on this thing are screwy. taz


I'll make do. thumbsup


Have a super day everyone. urock


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 09/07/19 07:10 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195939
09/07/19 07:51 PM
09/07/19 07:51 PM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Sorry for your computer woes. Hugs.


Connie
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195947
09/07/19 10:32 PM
09/07/19 10:32 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre Online content
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
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Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Joe, it's such a pain when the computer isn't working! Glad you have a backup and we haven't lost you! hearts

connie, hope you have a good day! hearts

Have a great day all! My boarder goes home tonight. I will miss him. He's definitely one of my favorite house guests!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195951
09/07/19 10:46 PM
09/07/19 10:46 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
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marietta,georgia
doing dishes and cleaning little box.

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195959
09/08/19 03:28 AM
09/08/19 03:28 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Connie, Ana, family and everyone. Joe my old desktop gaming computer starting freezing up and crashing a couple weeks ago and I replace the battery. It seems to be working okay now. Good Luck with your new one! Connie sending positive thoughts and prayers. Hope all goes well with your appt next week. Ana enjoy your Sunday. Family what are you up to today? Coffee and tea are ready.

waveWishing everyone a Happy Sunday! wave


Gerry
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195962
09/08/19 05:19 AM
09/08/19 05:19 AM
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 12,378
Scotland
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Scotland
Hello Boomers.

Joe, sorry you're having puter problems but glad you have something to tide you over until you get your new one. My current laptop is a Lenovo and I love it.

Connie, prayers and much love sent your way. hearts

Ana, sorry you're losing your boarder tonight! How does Nugget get on with all your guests?

family, have a nice day!

Gerry, glad replacing the battery fixed your problem.

I suffered an eye injury the other day and am just now being able to see out of it.! Still missing wee Holly sad

Wishing you all a peaceful Sunday.

Mary hearts


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195969
09/08/19 07:06 AM
09/08/19 07:06 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Enjoy your Sunday Boomers and have a great week. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1195977
09/08/19 09:23 AM
09/08/19 09:23 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Offline
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Alabama
Gosh Joe, it's no fun to have glitchy tech after we're spoiled with good tech ... hope time flies to Thursday

Connie, best wishes and prayers winging their way to you

Ana, have fun with your boarder today

Family, enjoy your day after chores

Gerry, I'll have a ristretto espresso to go please

Oh gosh Mary, take care and have a blessed Sunday

L4L hearts

Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2


Dan
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