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Joe's Saturdiner #1196501
09/13/19 07:06 PM
09/13/19 07:06 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
'When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.'

~ R C Sherriff~
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Funny Retirement Sayings (Also Suitable for Appraisals)

1 He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

2 She got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

3 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

4 This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5 This man has delusions of adequacy.

6 Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; buy she only gargles.

7 When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
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Retirement Question and Answer Session

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, One Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
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If My Body Was a Car - Effects of Retirement

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.......

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.......

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather......

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.....

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently......

But here's the worst of it:

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter: either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
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What the Professions Say About Retiring:Funny Retirement Sayings

Amusing quotes from experts, they inspire Will and Guy to .... retire!

Golfers never retire, they just lose their drive.

Lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away.

Accountants don't retire, they just lose their balance.

Bank managers don't retire, they just lose interest.

Vehicle mechanics? They re-tyre every day.

Teachers don't retire, they just mark time.

Roofers don't retire, they just wipe the slate clean.

Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings.

Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.

Musicians never retire, they just decompose.

Farmers never retire, they just go to seed.

Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down.

Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties.

Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it.

Tree surgeons never retire, they just branch out.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the weekend! penguin


I think It's going to be a good one don't you? thumbsup


We had a long hot Friday, but we got some good thundershowers in the late afternoon. hamster


I hope you all have a super happy Saturday. woot


Rock on. urock


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196502
09/13/19 07:14 PM
09/13/19 07:14 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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You have a great Saturday too Joe. thumbsup


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196504
09/13/19 08:40 PM
09/13/19 08:40 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Everything better, Joe? Did your new laptop come? Wishing you a good day too!

SpaceQ, anything special this weekend?

This is my first day off since May 27th. I don't even know how to act! lol

Have a great day, all!

Ana wave


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Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196508
09/13/19 09:45 PM
09/13/19 09:45 PM
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marietta,georgia
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doing dishes and cleaning cat litter box.

Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196520
09/14/19 03:10 AM
09/14/19 03:10 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana, family and everyone. Joe any head hunting lately? SpaceQ what are you up to today? Ana enjoy your day off!! Family got some time to game today? Coffee and tea are ready.

wave Have a Great saturday everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196529
09/14/19 07:14 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Ana - I just got back from the grocery store and am ready for a day of football and Solheim Cup watching. dance


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196531
09/14/19 07:35 AM
09/14/19 07:35 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning, have a Great Saturday. Some shopping, then Karaoke at the Elks tonight. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196548
09/14/19 10:39 AM
09/14/19 10:39 AM
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Alabama
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Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Son and g'son at g'sons football game. Hubby out doing errands. Been up for hours and just now getting a chance to sit and sip for a sec. Once hubby makes it home, we will go to g'son's game. Hot hot hot out there

Ana, enjoy your day wave

Hope everyone has a great one wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196554
09/14/19 12:44 PM
09/14/19 12:44 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Hey Ho Everyone ... Weekend is here yay

Home from running errands ... time for games now!!!

Have a Super Saturday laugh


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196567
09/14/19 03:26 PM
09/14/19 03:26 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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I had a day off. rotfl Heading to work shortly. Just one client, so no biggie. So far I still have tomorrow off.
All these new avatars! I don't recognize anyone! lol


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1196572
09/14/19 05:26 PM
09/14/19 05:26 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I was thinking the same thing about all the new avatars Ana. lol


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