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Hump Day #1196930
09/17/19 08:05 PM
09/17/19 08:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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This Day in History
SEPTEMBER 17, 2019

1920

Gridiron

The American Professional Football Association—a precursor of the NFL—was formed in Canton, Ohio.
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Movie Quote

“I feel the need - the need for speed!” 1986

What movie?
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This farmers wife prayed to the Lord and asked him, “How old will I be when I die?”

His reply was 96 years old.

She said, “Hot diggity dog, I will have myself fixed up.”

She had everything lifted and tucked and was in the doctor’s office, making the last payment on her reconstruction. She walked out of the doctor’s office, started across the street, and was hit and killed.

She gets to heaven and asks the Lord, “What happened? You told me that I would live to be 96.”

His reply: “We’ll I just didn’t recognize you!”
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Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing. Bob, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, 'Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?'

'I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize, 'the farmer replies.

'A Nobel Prize?' enquires Bob, puzzled. 'How?'

'Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.'
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Barbara, during her nurse's training at a hospital just outside Washington, DC, had little money for meals, so she often resorted to the food provided at the hospital refectory, even though she had a great dislike for its rather bland taste.

Barbara often took her breaks in the kitchen, and sometimes kindly visitors would give her some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.

On one particular evening an English woman, from the East end of London, brought a home made pie to the kitchen and said to Barbara, 'Would you eat this up, love?'

Barbara and her student friend devoured every last delicious crumb.

Soon their benefactor returned, however, and asked, 'Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?'
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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist, Tony, complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. 'Not very long,' answered Gener, the fisherman.

'Then why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?' asked Tony. Gener explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

Tony inquired, 'But what do you do with the rest of your time?'

'I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings I go into the village to see my friends, dance a little, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.'

Tony interrupted rather rudely, 'I have a Business Studies degree and I can help you. You should start by fishing longer every day. You can sell the extra fish you catch. With the revenue, you can buy a bigger boat, catch even more fish. With the extra money you will soon be able to buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middleman, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Cancun, Acapulco, Los Angeles, or even New York City. From there you can direct your huge enterprise.'

'How long would that take?' wondered Gener, the Mexican fisherman. 'Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,' replied Tony condescendingly. 'And after that?' Gener asked.

'After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the sea, sleep late, fish a little, play with your grandchildren, take a siesta with your wife, and spend your evenings in the village, dancing, playing the guitar, and singing with your friends.'
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Steve Cleary was in his early 50's, retired and had started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. However, he was a good worker, really clever, so the owner was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called Steve into the office for a talk.

'Steven, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a top class job, but you're being late so often is quite a worry.'

'Yes, I realise that, sir, and I am working on it.' replied Steve.

'I'm pleased to hear that, you are a team player. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Royal Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?'

'They said, "Good morning, Admiral".'
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Reginald was terribly overweight, so his doctor placed him on a strict diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds, 'his doctor assured him.

When Reginald returned he shocked his doctor by having lost almost twenty pounds.

'Why, that's amazing, 'the doctor said, greatly impressed, 'You certainly must have followed my instructions.'

Reginald nodded, 'I'll tell you what though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day.'

'Why, from hunger?' asked his doctor.

'No, from all that skipping.'
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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Eat regular two days and then skip a day? Not sure about you guys, but I can barely skip a meal. shocked


Well I asked a rhetorical question about how you could not be happy on a Tuesday, and I got my answer/ mad


The iPhone that I sent back was picked up Friday, scheduled to be delivered by Monday at 4:30, so I did not get any updates by text, like I asked for, so I called them Tuesday morning after tracking on line would not give me any answers.
This FedX lady calls me and tells me they don't show it ever being in their possession. hardwall


I could not make this stuff up if I were writing a horror story. I only returned that phone because Apple did not send me a trade-in kit when they re-invoiced the iPhone XR, because the price had dropped from the $749, that I was paying to begin with, to $599. So the phone I was quite happy with, at $479 plus my trade in, had to be sent back for full credit because they only wanted to give me a store credit for my trade in, and not credit my credit card. Now it's lost. slapforehead


The FedX lady went off to Neverland to research it, and I have not heard back from them yet. All I know is they're on the hook for $650 if they don't find my phone.

Plus I want that money back before I order the new one. The iPhone 11.....for $479 plus my trade in. lol


Now....I set up that FedX account just to send that phone back, and they lost it. NOW, I have this computer that they are supposed to pickup tomorrow and return. rolleyes


That computer is only going to Waco Tx, about 5 hours South of here. They had better not lose it!


Oh, and my new computer will be delivered tomorrow. They will probably drop the new one off and pick up the other pne.


Have a happy Wednesday everyone.


How could you not be happy on a Wednesday? haha


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 09/17/19 08:17 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196931
09/17/19 08:06 PM
09/17/19 08:06 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
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marietta,georgia
watching court shows and cooking class.

Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196934
09/17/19 08:19 PM
09/17/19 08:19 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, I totally believe it! I just thought I was special when it happens to me. I sure hope it all works out for you. Such a frustrating pain!

family, enjoy!

connie, thinking of you!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196946
09/18/19 03:24 AM
09/18/19 03:24 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, family, Ana and everyone. Joe it seems like what you are experiencing with orders and delivery is the norm now instead of the exception! Family what are you cooking today? Ana hope you have a peaceful day. Connie, Good Luck at doctor Appointment. I'll be thinking of you.
Coffee and tea are ready.

waveHave a Happy Day everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196962
09/18/19 07:22 AM
09/18/19 07:22 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning, have a Super Hump Day. Will be seeing the surgeon today. Thanks for all the good thoughts. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196968
09/18/19 08:42 AM
09/18/19 08:42 AM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 48,230
near Yosemite
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near Yosemite
Thinking positive thoughts for you, Connie. flowers

Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196983
09/18/19 02:33 PM
09/18/19 02:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196996
09/18/19 04:40 PM
09/18/19 04:40 PM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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All went well, they will call me with a date for pre- op tests and surgery. Thanks again for all the positive thoughts. wave


Connie
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196998
09/18/19 05:11 PM
09/18/19 05:11 PM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 48,230
near Yosemite
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Glad it went well, Connie. Keep us posted. hug

Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1196999
09/18/19 05:21 PM
09/18/19 05:21 PM
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Great news Connie ... keeping you in my thoughts and prayers

Thank you for the coffee Gerry ... it's a life saver for classes this week!!

Hump Day ... we're half way there yay


Dan
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