Please help me finish these jokes.

-1. I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another
drink and --- the dance contest.

2. Instead of saying it gets dark early in the fall, Yogi Berra said it gets ---- early.

3. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a ---- c----.

-4. How do you repair a broken tomato? With ------ p----.

-5. Yogi Berra said: I usually take a two-hour nap from o-- to f---.

-6. He also said: I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them w--- to school like I did.

-7. And: The towels were so thick there I could hardly c---- my suitcase.

-8. And: When you come to a fork in the road, t--- it.

-9.Did you hear about the crab who went to the seafood disco? He pulled a ------.

-10. What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? U----t T--a

1. Won Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie.

10. Urgent Tina

Good one Joan.

9. muscle

Thanks michele.

5. one to four

6. walk

Good ones.

4 - tomato paste

Oui.

8. take

7. Close

Thanks.

3. root canal

3. root canal

2. late

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Thanks.