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Joe's Thursday #1199623
10/16/19 07:48 PM
10/16/19 07:48 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 32,874
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma


My friend who’s really short had a party the other night and he only invited other really short people.

It was just a little get together.
~~

Short people are oppressed.

They’re always getting overlooked.
~~

I asked a dwarf to lend me 5 dollars yesterday.

He said, “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
~~

My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height.

So tonight I’m going to make it up to her.

I’ve got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show.

When she gets in from work I’m going to order her favorite takeaway which we’ll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs.

Then afterwards I’m going to go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.
~~

I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.

I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low.
~~

Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?

Because they struggle to put food on the table.
~~

I raised the alarm at work today.

The midgets were furious.
~~

Why do midgets always laugh when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls.
~~

I met a couple of really short people today.

They were really down-to-earth guys.
~~

What do you call a poor midget?

Short changed.
~~

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

He’s a small medium who’s at large.
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Why shouldn’t you hire short people as chefs?

Because the steaks are too high.
~~

These two midgets were sat there bored one day.

Then one of them said to the other, “Let’s smoke some weed and get medium.”
~~

My friend who’s really short got stoned last night.

He could finally hold his head up high.
~~

Appreciate the little things.

Give a short person a hug.
~~

Say what you like about midgets, at least they don’t look down on people.
~~

Hire cars are no good for short people.
~~

Why do midgets get mad easily?

Because they’ve got short tempers.
~~

You’ve got to hand it to short people…

Well they can’t reach for themselves, can they?
~~

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.
~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave2


I was deep in a game and time slipped up on me. oops


So here's your Thursday diner. Sorry no quote tonight. blush


Have a happy day everyone. wave


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199624
10/16/19 08:30 PM
10/16/19 08:30 PM
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marietta,georgia
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Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199631
10/16/19 09:49 PM
10/16/19 09:49 PM
Joined: May 2006
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Indiana
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Happy dance - closed on the sale of my house in Indiana. I'm re-retiring after 19 years with Parks and Recreation and headed for Ocala Florida. I'm closing on the purchase of my new house on 11/5 and it's move-in ready.

Hopefully I will finally have some time to enjoy the diner again. My poor laptop has cobwebs from never enough hours in the day to use it.

No more ice and sleet and snow for this old lady.


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for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199642
10/17/19 02:35 AM
10/17/19 02:35 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 24,160
Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, family, ScarletDragon and everyone. Joe I did miss your "thought for the day". Family enjoy. ScarletDragon Good Luck on your move!
Coffee and tea are ready.

wave Have a Super Thursday everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199645
10/17/19 05:33 AM
10/17/19 05:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 11,802
winter springs fl.
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Good morning, have a Wonderful Thursday. ScarletDragon, good luck on your move and new house. Lunch and Netflix with a friend. We are watching The Good Witch. witch Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. witch


Connie
Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199655
10/17/19 07:45 AM
10/17/19 07:45 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning everyone! Wishing you all a very happy day!


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Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199686
10/17/19 02:50 PM
10/17/19 02:50 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,171
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


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Re: Joe's Thursday [Re: gymcandy1] #1199698
10/17/19 04:36 PM
10/17/19 04:36 PM
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Posts: 30,783
Usually in an Alabama Tree
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Hey Ho Boomers ... Howdy Hello and have a great afternoon!!


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