My friend who’s really short had a party the other night and he only invited other really short people.
It was just a little get together.
Short people are oppressed.
They’re always getting overlooked.
I asked a dwarf to lend me 5 dollars yesterday.
He said, “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height.
So tonight I’m going to make it up to her.
I’ve got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show.
When she gets in from work I’m going to order her favorite takeaway which we’ll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs.
Then afterwards I’m going to go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.
I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.
I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low.
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
I raised the alarm at work today.
The midgets were furious.
Why do midgets always laugh when they play soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I met a couple of really short people today.
They were really down-to-earth guys.
What do you call a poor midget?
Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
He’s a small medium who’s at large.
Why shouldn’t you hire short people as chefs?
Because the steaks are too high.
These two midgets were sat there bored one day.
Then one of them said to the other, “Let’s smoke some weed and get medium.”
My friend who’s really short got stoned last night.
He could finally hold his head up high.
Appreciate the little things.
Give a short person a hug.
Say what you like about midgets, at least they don’t look down on people.
Hire cars are no good for short people.
Why do midgets get mad easily?
Because they’ve got short tempers.
You’ve got to hand it to short people…
Well they can’t reach for themselves, can they?
What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Good morning everyboomie.
I was deep in a game and time slipped up on me.
So here's your Thursday diner. Sorry no quote tonight.
Have a happy day everyone.