My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~ Joan Rivers

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Best Insults

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
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If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
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Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
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Learn from your parent's mistake... Use birth control.
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Your face makes onions cry.
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If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
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I'm not saying that I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support machine to charge my mobile.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
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Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable... Like a coma.
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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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You're about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries.
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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everybody on it's a prick.
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You look like a before picture.
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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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Of course I talk like an idiot... How else would you understand me?
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What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you.
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
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Oh my God, look at the state of you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
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I'd love to insult you, but I won't do as well as nature did.
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Good morning everyboomie.


Hump Day already?


I hope the weekend doesn't get here too soon......cause then it would be over too soon.......??


I think you guys will find some of those insults offensive.


That's kind of the point of them.


Absolutely NOT aimed at any Gameboomers though.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Happy Hump Day Boomers.

watching court shows, cooking class is postpone for awhile.

Oh Joe...you are killing me slowly..

SpaceQ, we have snow coming!

family, enjoy!

The weekend is coming...right?

Have a happy day all!

Never a dull moment in the Diner

True statement Joe ... Let's savior the week and let the weekend flow...

Family, enjoy your shows!

Have a great day SpaceQuestFan

Ana, I hope I miss the snow

Gerry, thanks for the coffee!

Connie, grits to go please

L4L

Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L and anyone else who gets the chance to pop in

Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, family, Ana, soot and everyone. Joe you are the best! SpaceQ enjoy whatever you do today. Family maybe some gaming today? Soot, a special dark, roasted bend is ready for you. Ana I hope the snow stays away! Coffee and tea are ready.

Have a Happy Day everyone!

Good morning, have a Super Hump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

It's a winter wonderland out there this morning! We are covered under a blanket of white!

That is not good news Ana. We usually get your weather one day later and I don't want the kids to be cold on Beggars Night.

SpaceQ, we should have 6 inches by tomorrow!

I made it through the south western section of the storm and the sun broke out at 6pm and the snow flurries and freezing rain were gone

Space QF ... I hope the snow doesn't interfere to kids having a good time ... I can remember some winter Halloweens in Maine and Montana when I was a kid

Sleep well everyone