Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

~ Richard Whatley~


I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.

Now I can't find them.

I think they've been mislaid.
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Where's the best place to get information about eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia.
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What day to eggs hate the most?

Fry-day.
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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.
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What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up.
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I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."

So I bought a dozen eggs.

Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
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What's a hen's favorite shipping company?

Federal Egg-spress.
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Who tells the best egg jokes?

Comedi-hens.
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What does a meditating egg say?

Ohmmmmmmmlet.
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A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.

The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"

The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
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How does a hen leave it's house?

Through the eggs-it.
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What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?

An egg-oholic.
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How do eggs get around?

On a s-egg-way.
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I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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What crime is an egg most afraid of?

Poaching.
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Why is the chef so mean?

He beats the eggs.
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If you can't beat them...

Just have your eggs fried.
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What's an egg's favorite movie?

Over Easy Rider.
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How did the egg get up the hill?

It scrambled up.
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Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?

She wanted to hatchet.
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How do comedians like their eggs?

Funny side up.
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What did Snow White call her chicken?

Egg White.
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How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried.
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Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?

Charles Chickens.
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Why did the egg go to school?

To get egg-ucated.
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What's an egg's favorite tree?

A y-oak tree.
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Where do eggs go on holiday?

New Yolk.
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Good morning everyboomie.


I hope you like the yokes today.


Boy howdy did I undersleep today!


I forgot last night (Saturday night) was fall back night.


It doesn't really matter. Pepper always wakes me at the crack of daylight anyway.


Really nice weather here. I'd like to make a trip out to the sod farm to see what's going on, but it probably won't be today.


Gotta make a trip to Walmart instead, with Missy and Beau in tow.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

watching court show and buying Little Caesars Pizza

Ugh another Monday. Hopefully is goes fast.

Good Morning Joe, family, SpaceQ, Ana, Connie and everyone. Joe love the egg funnies! Family enjoy your pizza. SpaceQ I'm retired so Mondays are good for me! Ana how is your weather? Connie I'll be thinking of you when we walk especially next month when you have surgery. Coffee and tea are ready.

Hope everyone has a Peaceful Monday!

Good morning , have a Great Monday. Thanks Gerry. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

I guess I wrote the post last night but never submitted it.

Have a great day all! I'm off to work, busy week!

Gerry, it's a rollercoaster time of year. One day upper 40's and the next a high of 30. Our snowfall destroyed the beautiful fall color right at the peak time though. Most of the leaves dropped at once.

Another busy day here. Hubby should be home in a couple of hours

Hi looney.

Enjoy your evening Boomers.