William Shakespeare
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
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Funny New Year's Captions Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
New year, new eats.
"Thank U, Next." —Me to 2019
Less bitter, more glitter.
New year, same me.
Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
365 new days. 365 new excuses.
Smile, there's champagne.
May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
Just here to find my Troy Bolton.
But first, champagne.
I'm still the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Save water, drink champagne.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
A little party never killed nobody.
"I'm wearing the hat. Where's the party?" —Michelle Tanner, Full House
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
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Good morning everyboomie.
We're on the eve of the eve now.
Anybody have exciting New Year's Eve plans?
I suppose I'll sit here and see if I can get drunk on water.
I could probably get drunk just thinking about some of my past New Years celebrations.
Thankfully they're in the very distant past, and my memory gets foggier each year.
Also a long time ago I resolved to quit sitting up till midnight to see the new year in, when I was alone. Like what's the point??
Have a happy day everyone.
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