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Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 #1208958
02/02/20 06:57 PM
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

~ Linda Grayson
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Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey the way to get him to go is to scream Thank God.
Jim nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?” Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going.

No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo” screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered “heyhey!” Jim screamed. The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff.

Jim could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raised his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”
~~~~

A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “there is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch. The next morning the lady screamed, “praise the Lord, who gave me this food.” The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed “it wasn’t the Lord, it was me.” The lady without missing a beat screamed “praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!“
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I was coming back from visiting my son in my Miami and I stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine, “Hey! How’s it going?” Although I was quite surprised, and I wasn’t in the habit of conversing to the people next to me in the stall, I nevertheless answered him, “I’m fine” I said “thanks for asking.”
“What are you doing?” Asked the same voice. To be honest I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this fellow, but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, “I’m releaving myself.”
Then I heard the same voice again, “I’m going to have to call you back, some idiot in the next stall is answering all of my questions.”
~~~~

An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?”
The mother, never having seen an elevator, responded, “I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.” While the girl and her mother watched with amazement, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the girl and her mother watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until the last number was reached, and they watched some more as the numbers began to light in reverse order.
The walls opened up again and a hunky young man stepped out.
The mother, not taking her eyes off the young man, said quietly to her daughter, “Go get your father.”
~~~~

So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”
~~~~

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A. Sue.
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Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself .”Anyone know where my cell phone is????????”
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A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip.
Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
~~~~

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”
~~~~

An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor made his appearance, he heard a loud brooooom! He turned around and said, “what the hell was that?”
-Robert De Nero
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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.

The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Ok well I waited a bit too long to get this together. The ball game just started. woot


Well today was 'GROUND HOG DAY' [Linked Image]


It's no surprise to me that the ground hog did not see his shadow, and we will have an early Spring. yes


We were sunny and 79 or 80 degrees today. [Linked Image]


Could not have asked for a nicer day. hamster


Unfortunately we'll be back down in the 40s in a couple of days, but just for a couple of days I think. [Linked Image]


Ugh!! SF just scored a FG. The sky is falling! The sky is falling!! [Linked Image]


Have a happy day everyone. wink


joe


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1208963
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Have a Wonderful Monday. Lunch and Netflix with a friend. Meeting at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, and Toast in the NC. lab


Connie
Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: connie] #1208966
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Congratulations Chiefs!! yay yay


Congrats on your team winning Terri!! thumbsup


joe dance

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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1208968
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Joe, our local groundhog named Woodstock Willie saw his shadow and predicted 6 more weeks of winter. I should have brought Nugget over there and chased him away. rotfl

connie, sounds like a full day!

Crazy week on tap this week. I managed to get out and go kayaking yesterday with a friend which made me happy! Have a happy day all!


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1208986
02/03/20 07:32 AM
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thank you joe. last nights game was something else. we get behind but mahomes is good for coming back like that. i had a hard time getting to the game during the 1st half but never failed to keep my chin up . i told hubby win or lose they came a long way and there is a lot of people out there that has said they couldn't do it.

Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209023
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Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

Wow, that game was fun! We all had too much to eat. Ended up putting of some of the things we meant to have until tonight.

It's a gorgeous day in AL and I'm heading out for a walk.

Taxes are on the agenda when I get back eek

Have a good one wavegirl


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209025
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Good Morning Boomies!! It is chilly willy here in the Northwest with freezing rain. My team didn't win but I was happy for the Chiefs anyway. They waited a very long time and they won it fair and square!! Back to my KETO life again today! Whoohoo!! Have a great day everyone!! happydance


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209047
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Liked the lawyer joke Joe. lol


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209065
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Good evening and Happy Monday to one and all laugh

Great jokes Joe rotfl

Congratulations to all the Chiefs fans ... twas a really good game last evening yes

Woke up to 41 degrees this morning and then enjoyed 72 degrees this afternoon!!

Sleep well everyone wave

sleep


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209096
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Good Morning everyone. wave Hope you all have a great tuesday! wave


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209099
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Good morning, have a Great Tuesday. Dinner out with a friend, then karaoke at 8-8 Panda. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, and Toast in the NC. lab


Connie
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Good morning connie, Gerry, family, soot, SpaceQ, Lotus, L4L, Joe, my10, family and all!
Back to no sun here...so gloomy and depressing! Have a happy day all!


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209111
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watching court shows.

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Beautiful day here. Working on taxes! Eek!

Have a great one wavegirl


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Hey Ho Gerry ... it's great to see you ... how are you doing? Well I hope!!

Ana, off and on cloudy-sunny day here ending with overcast and rain ... more rain to follow tomorrow

Connie ... how about a bacon sandwich to go with a cup of java from Gerry thanks

Enjoy your shows Family

Have a great day everyone laugh

wave


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209174
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Good morning, karaoke at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, and Toast in the NC. lab


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Back from a routine vet visit. Thankfully, the hard rain waited til I got home. Now have to solve the eternal question....what's for lunch? wavegirl


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-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209208
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Hello everybody. wave2

How are you guys all doing today? happydance

I thought I was going to get to watch it snow a little bit today, but we haven't gotten anything since I got up. I was awakened to the sound of rain in the middle of the night, for the last two nights, and we only got up to 36 degrees today. They've had snow North of us. Tonight we are dropping to 27 degrees, but it is supposed to start clearing off. Maybe before it does it'll drop some snow here. thumbsup

I have Beau here, and we all went to the park today and it was so cold. shiver

Ana I don't know how you do it. We were a balmy 36 degrees probably compared to you. I had gloves and headphones on, and my hands and ears were still freezing. lol

Tomorrow I'll be taking Beau back home, and then back home to stare at Missy and Pepper..........and them at me. lol

Gerry it's good seeing you again. I hope you're much better. kissy

Have a great day everyone. bravo


joe

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Connie, have a great time at Eagles tonight ... how about grits, bacon and toast in the NC please laugh

L4L I had chicken for lunch ... and it tasted just like chicken wink

Hey Ho Joe, it's great to see you ... whew, with all the buzz on the weather channel about this storm I thought for sure you'd be snowed in shocked Glad you had a great visit with Beau ... I can only imagine you, Missy and Pepper staring at each other rotfl

Have a great evening everyone wave


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Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209223
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Joe I am doing better. You sure are having cold weather! We are expecting rain, freezing rain, and snow today. Will be staying home for sure. Soot got a tall dark roast ready for you.

waveHope you all have a Great Thursday! wave


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Good morning, we are expecting bad storms today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, and Toast in the NC. lab catrub


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Hello Boomers, hope all are well and having a nice Thursday!

Laundry day today but apart from that, nothing much going on.

Weather has turned colder here and there's severe gales forecast for the weekend with heavy snow for Monday shiver

I'm going out with youngest son to a Queen tribute concert tomorrow night, really looking forward to that!

Joe, we've had no snow at all yet this winter which is unusual for us.

Ana, hope the sun pays you a visit soon!

soot and L4L, hope you are both doing good!

Gerry, glad you're feeling better now.

Connie, stay safe in the storms.

family, enjoy your shows.

Take care guys and enjoy your day!

Much love,

Mary hearts wavegirl


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but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Joe's Diner Feb 3rd 2020 [Re: gymcandy1] #1209229
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.....it's a winter wonderland here again. Off to slip and slide through the day! At least I'll get home before dark today! It's been long days this week.

Have a happy day all!


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Good morning everyboomie. yay

Nice to see you all this morning. bravo

Gerry I'm happy to hear you feel better. woot

Mary can I go to the Queen tribute too? I loved Queen. Have fun. Hope you don't get too much snow. wink

Soot I had chicken noodle soup yesterday and it tasted just like chicken noodle soup. lol

Ana be careful in that snow today. I woke up to snow today except it was more like a sheet of snow than a blanket. It's still there though. We had sunshine when I got up, but now the sun has disappeared. penguin

I don't want to get out, but I need to take Beau home today. puppy

Time for my last cup of coffee. Have a happy day, connie, Gerry, family, soot, SpaceQ, Lotus, L4L, my10, Lotus, Space Quest, Mary, and all! thumbsup

joe

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