Old Puzzlers Never Die...They Just Lose Their Resolve
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02/17/20 02:38 PM
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We all probably know these words uttered by Douglas MacArthur: "Old soldiers never die...they just fade away." Complete these punny comparisons to MacArthur's statement.
-1. Old accountants never die...they just l--- t---- b------ -2. Old cooks never die...they just b----- d------d -3. Old fishermen never die...they just --t r--- t---- -4. Old gamers never die...they just -- -- --- n--- l---- -5. Old divers never die...they just --- t---- d---- c---------- -6. Old boaters never die...they just k--- ---- -7. Old archers never die...they just --w a-- q----- -8. Old doctors never die...they just l--- p------- -9. Old electricians never die...they just l--- t---- s---- -10. Old gamblers never die...they just c--- --- -11. Old massage therapists never die...they just --- r----- --- -12. Old flight attendants never die...they just r--- -- - h----- p---- -13. Old professors never die...they just l--- t---- f-------- -14. Old masons never die...they just --- s----- -15. Old librarians never die...they just c---- --- -16. Old lawyers never die...they just l--- t---- a----- -17. Old janitors don't die...they just ---- --- b----- -18. Old musicians never die..they just --- p----- --- -19. Old sailors never die...they just --- - l----- d----- -20. Walt Disney didn't die...he's -- s-------d a--------
Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: Old Puzzlers Never Die...They Just Lose Their Resolve
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02/18/20 02:55 AM
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3. get reel tired
15. check out
Nice and funny Cue.
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Re: Old Puzzlers Never Die...They Just Lose Their Resolve
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02/18/20 03:06 AM
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6. keel over Great stuff!
Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
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Re: Old Puzzlers Never Die...They Just Lose Their Resolve
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02/18/20 02:51 PM
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Hi Bernie. You're right on target Thanks
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Re: Old Puzzlers Never Die...They Just Lose Their Resolve
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02/19/20 07:11 AM
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Two good ones Just two more to go!
Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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