Joe's February 23rd
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02/23/20 06:31 PM
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/23/20 07:17 PM
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Joe, all is well and I finally have a working washer and dryer! Yeehaw! It's funny how you take some things for granted to be there when you need it. Got all my laundry caught up and ready for the week! We are supposed to get up to a foot of snow! Nooooooo! Thank you kindly for starting a new week for us! Have a great day everyone!
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/23/20 08:39 PM
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Ana, we'll let you keep the snow ... we're due for rain all day Joe, thanks for kick-starting us with a good round of humor Hey Ho SpaceQF ... have a good day Gerry, I'm ready for a tall dark roast coffee Connie, how about grits and bacon in the NC to go with the coffee Family, enjoy your shows today L4L Have a great day Joe Ana SpaceQF L4L Mary manXman and anyone else that pops in
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/23/20 08:43 PM
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Ana if you get anymore snow I think you should change your name to Elsa. Glad you got your new machines working and caught up on the laundry. It wouldn't have taken me long. I have like one load a week. Have a great day tomorrow SpaceQuest Fan, Ana, L4L and Soot, and EVERYONE!!!! joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/24/20 07:53 AM
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Good morning, lunch and Netflix with a friend today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, French Toast, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.
Connie
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/24/20 08:09 PM
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Oh my Gerry & Connie ... the grits, bacon and coffee hit the spot something fearsome!!!!! We had a major wet day all day long ... think we'll start drying out the rest of the week Joe, Ana, manXman, SpaceQF, Family, Connie, L4L and Gerry ... hope you had a good day See you all tomorrow
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/24/20 08:41 PM
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SpaceQ, the weather forecast keeps changing by the hour! I think now we are at 6 inches starting tomorrow afternoon and ending Wednesday. It's going more south by the hour. connie, hope you enjoyed you day! Gerry, so nice to have you back in the diner! manxman, have a great day! family, enjoy! Joe, I do a load a day. It's so good to be back to my usual routine. Any trips to go head hunting planned? soot, I'll take snow over rain anyday! Unless I can stay indoors. I do love a good thunderstorm. Any special projects this week? L4L, One day down...
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/25/20 06:58 AM
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Good morning, have a Super Tuesday. Dinner and karaoke at 8-8 Panda tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, French Toast, and Toast in the NC.
Connie
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/25/20 09:01 PM
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Happy Arbor Day everyone ... SOOT! (stay out of trees) Ana...I think I heard you were getting more snow...I like both snow and rain...and desert environments too as have lived in all of them...yes, have one major project coming up this weekend...rewiring entertainment center this Sunday with son...I've just been plugging and unplugging for the last 20 years and think (with the help of WOM) that it needs a makeover manXman...no rain today and I think we have SunShine in store tomorrow...I had a great day...how about you? We have a great plumber too...and stopped using a dishwasher now for a year plus (after it died)...much easier washing dishes by hand Family...hope the court shows were entertaining I did have a Super Tuesday Connie as I saw a beautiful sunset...looking forward to a Danish and coffee tomorrow morning in the NC before I head to work Time for some gardening email music gaming reading and then sleep
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/26/20 06:31 PM
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Dampish here today and supposed to be cold tomorrow! Hope you all have had a great one!
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/26/20 07:35 PM
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manXman ... our 'not really cleaning & leaking dishwasher' is still in the hole ... I was going to pull it and replace with drawers for wife but our counter height is different from the prebuilt cabinets ... spec's have changed since our house was built Oh Connie, the grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup was a stroke of genius for today We've got low 30s forecast for tomorrow ... it is winter Time for some fun ... have a good evening everyone
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's February 23rd
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02/27/20 07:36 AM
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connie
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Good morning, have a Great Thursday. Frost , then later next week 90. Crazy weather this year, can't decide if it wants to be winter or summer. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.
Connie
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