You can’t choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls.

~ Unknown ~
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Boy – Would you like to dance?
Girl – Yes!
Boy – So I can take this chair?
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5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather just have the money!

Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman – Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man – Is this seat empty?
Woman – Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man – So what do you do for a living?
Woman – I’m a female impersonator.
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Employee Insults

“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”

“I would not allow this employee to breed.”

“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

“I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

“When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.”

“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

“Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”

“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

“If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”

“If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

“Takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.”

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”
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Nature Joke

It’s amazing you love nature so much in spite of what it did to you.
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You are dark and handsome;
- when it’s dark, you are handsome.
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I would explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.
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I would probably find you more interesting had I studied psychology.
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Yo Mamma has such a big mouth; she could eat a banana sideways.
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Some people bring happiness wherever they go – you bring happiness whenever you go.
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Good evening everyboomie.


Are you ready for some fresh jokes to start the new week?


Not much going on here. Just me and my shadow(s).......everywhere I go......like the bathroom.


I hope this week is fantastic for everyone at Gameboomers.


Ana be careful on the roof. I hope there's no snow up there. I've never had a dryer that vented through the roof. They all vent through a side wall.


Take care everyone.


joe

Thanks for the jokes Joe.

Joe, all is well and I finally have a working washer and dryer! Yeehaw! It's funny how you take some things for granted to be there when you need it. Got all my laundry caught up and ready for the week! We are supposed to get up to a foot of snow! Nooooooo! Thank you kindly for starting a new week for us!

Have a great day everyone!

WooHoo Ana, nothing like having a working washer and dryer

Ana, we'll let you keep the snow ... we're due for rain all day

Joe, thanks for kick-starting us with a good round of humor

Hey Ho SpaceQF ... have a good day

Gerry, I'm ready for a tall dark roast coffee

Connie, how about grits and bacon in the NC to go with the coffee

Family, enjoy your shows today

L4L

Have a great day Joe Ana SpaceQF L4L Mary manXman and anyone else that pops in

Ana if you get anymore snow I think you should change your name to Elsa.

Glad you got your new machines working and caught up on the laundry.

It wouldn't have taken me long. I have like one load a week.

Have a great day tomorrow SpaceQuest Fan, Ana, L4L and Soot, and EVERYONE!!!!


joe

watching court shows.

Good morning everyone. Sunday was a good weather day. Hope Monday is magnificent for all.

Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana, L4L, soot, family, manx, Connie and everyone. Joe thanks for opening the Diner. SpaceQ enjoy your day. Ana glad all is well with the 'washing and drying". L4L thinking of you. I know you must miss Skywalker. Soot your tall dark roast is ready. Family hope your court shows are new. Manx enjoy your day. Connie I'm ready for your delicious French toast. Coffee and tea are ready.

Wishing everyone a Happy Monday!

Good morning, lunch and Netflix with a friend today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, French Toast, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Thanks soot and Gerry.


Ana when is this snow due to hit you? Congrats on the washer & dryer fix.

Oh my Gerry & Connie ... the grits, bacon and coffee hit the spot something fearsome!!!!!

We had a major wet day all day long ... think we'll start drying out the rest of the week

Joe, Ana, manXman, SpaceQF, Family, Connie, L4L and Gerry ... hope you had a good day

See you all tomorrow

SpaceQ, the weather forecast keeps changing by the hour! I think now we are at 6 inches starting tomorrow afternoon and ending Wednesday. It's going more south by the hour.

connie, hope you enjoyed you day!

Gerry, so nice to have you back in the diner!

manxman, have a great day!

family, enjoy!

Joe, I do a load a day. It's so good to be back to my usual routine. Any trips to go head hunting planned?

soot, I'll take snow over rain anyday! Unless I can stay indoors. I do love a good thunderstorm. Any special projects this week?

L4L,

One day down...

Hi everyone. Hope everyone is enjoying the weather. Waiting for the plumber to install our new dishwasher. Probably some time next week. He is a great plumber so we have to wait since he is in high demand

watching court shows.

Good morning, have a Super Tuesday. Dinner and karaoke at 8-8 Panda tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, French Toast, and Toast in the NC.

Hope everyone is having a Terrific Tuesday.

watching court shows.

Happy Arbor Day everyone ... SOOT! (stay out of trees)

Ana...I think I heard you were getting more snow...I like both snow and rain...and desert environments too as have lived in all of them...yes, have one major project coming up this weekend...rewiring entertainment center this Sunday with son...I've just been plugging and unplugging for the last 20 years and think (with the help of WOM) that it needs a makeover

manXman...no rain today and I think we have SunShine in store tomorrow...I had a great day...how about you? We have a great plumber too...and stopped using a dishwasher now for a year plus (after it died)...much easier washing dishes by hand

Family...hope the court shows were entertaining

I did have a Super Tuesday Connie as I saw a beautiful sunset...looking forward to a Danish and coffee tomorrow morning in the NC before I head to work

Time for some gardening email music gaming reading and then sleep

Hi Soot, no rain today but a lot of snow on the way. Yeah, we've been doing dishes for a couple of weeks now and don't really need the dishwasher. Right now there is a gaping hole under the kitchen counter

Good afternoon, been busy this morning. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Tomato Soup, and Fruit in the NC.

Dampish here today and supposed to be cold tomorrow! Hope you all have had a great one!

manXman ... our 'not really cleaning & leaking dishwasher' is still in the hole ... I was going to pull it and replace with drawers for wife but our counter height is different from the prebuilt cabinets ... spec's have changed since our house was built

Oh Connie, the grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup was a stroke of genius for today

We've got low 30s forecast for tomorrow ... it is winter

Time for some fun ... have a good evening everyone

watching court shows.

Good morning, have a Great Thursday. Frost , then later next week 90. Crazy weather this year, can't decide if it wants to be winter or summer. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.